#oozing sarcasm

[hithernthither]

Oi what was your name again? Petunia?

“It’s Patunia, actually.”

[matthwgrygblr-blog]

Just choked on the dust from a 1000 piece puzzle I'm working on. Probably the manliest macho non nerdy thing I've ever done in my life.

[dis-mantle-me-blog]

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[raisinglittlelionleon-blog]

Apparently standing my 6 month old on his perfectly steady legs will make him bow legged (spouses parents) Also holding him on my hips because he's damn heavy will also lead to the same (my mom) When will the knowledge at our finger tips do away with the stupidity of old wives tales? Omg! & let me not forget the air of superiority with which I'm told these ridiculously incorrect factoids! Because as a first time mother I couldn't possibly have read literature on something as important as my child. Duh.

[princessnutmeg]

The theatre world is proving to be a lot easier to deal with than the real world. Yay for job hunting!!

[nonbinarysparatus]

and everything was going okay up until we had to bag everything

the cashier lady wanted to get my attention, so mom fucking told her my name, apparently forgetting that strangers even looking at me makes me nervous

and the lady starts shouting at me so i could hear, and told me to come grab something

yeah okay whatever so i go to just pick it up from where it was

apparently she wanted me to use the fucking conveyor belt when just walking would be 500000000000x faster

so then she gets frustrated with me and the only reason i'm not screaming in panic because there's too much going on and i can't handle it is because i learned from fucking day one that symptom display is very bad -7/10 do not do (probably the main reason i wasn't diagnosed until two years ago)

so i had a very quiet crying session on the ride home and yeah

moral of the story don't let strangers talk to me unless i okay it first i will likely start crying because i don't know what's going on

[sourirebelle]

guess what guys, i still haven't had sex yet. Awesome right?

[thetragedyofhamlet]

i survived the tumblr blackout of 2012

barely.