#open; sloth

[decdly]

“why are you working so hard?”

[decdly]

“yeah, i think it’s time for everyone here to just chill out.” sloth said, a strong pulse of power leaving the sin. almost immediately the noise began to die down, eyes drooping, people lowering if not outright falling to the floor asleep. it didn’t matter that it was the middle of a busy shopping mall, his power wouldn’t be denied. “there. doesn’t that feel better?”

[decdly]

“hey. hey you. come here. take a break. watch eight hours of tv with me.”

[decdly]

“i’m awake and now everyone has to pay the price.”

[decdly]

“you are...... my fiiiiiiiiiiiire.” his eyes are half closed, mumbling the song. “my one....... desiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire.”

[decdly]

“who wants to binge the entirety of f.r.i.e.n.d.s. this week? my couch is comfy and we can have snacks delivered.”

[decdly]

tag dump sloth