Nov 24, 2020
He stares, annoyed. “Hey stranger, you ready to get out of the way or...”
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He stares, annoyed. “Hey stranger, you ready to get out of the way or...”
“...Are ya... uh... Are you okay there? Do you need help getting up?”
“I’ve an older sister for sale. She betrayed me by pretending that she brought chocolate chip cookies only for it to be raisins. She sucks at doing chores but she’s willing to kill someone for you discreetly. If you’re not into that, she’s okay at making floral teas, I guess.”
Sale starts at ten cents. She’ll lower it to five if you really negotiate.
“If I can just get enough coffee, then I’m sure I can stay up for the next two days. Should be fine if I drink enough water in between. I’ll eat snacks too to keep my awake and then I’ll be able to catch him.”
As she mumbles this, you can see the hand holding a cup of coffee to go already shaking like crazy.
“Mm...eh... My siblings are fighting, but they won’t tell me why... And the ones who usually mediate aren’t home right now... I can ground them, right? That’s what usually happened in my old house.”
Yeah, it worked, sure. But Carin’s old house is not the best frame of reference. Someone help her.
“Pancakes are a fine dinner option. Just order five stacks and call it a day.” Let him eat breakfast foods for dinner, please, tell his siblings to leave him be.
“Tired of asking to show ID at bars, like, underage drinking is the one of the least damnable crimes I’ve committed.” Sure, he’s whining, but he’s already holding a bottle of liquor so oh well.