#opening shift

[hornyfryingpan]

Whoever said vanitas like jeanne cause she had small boobs lied on their dead momma

THOSE BOOBS ARE HUGE !!!!1!1!1!!!!1111!!!!

[postwarlevi]

Noun. clopen  

A pair of work shifts in which a worker works a closing shift one day and then works an opening shift the next day, usually with a short amount of time between the two.

[im-deathly-scared-of-zombies]

I still have so much cleaning to do and my bed time is already in just four hours 😩😭

[kit69-96]

You’d be surprised how significantly worse my music taste for a morning shift is compared to a closing shift otw to and otw home…

[a-chuffed-floating-panda]

The door won’t close again… I have to manually close it… I will not have another melt down over this

[erisavernus]

what is it about staying up until midnight that makes the poetry happen and why do I have a job that stops that from happening?

[apphy09]

if I make a coffee for someone and have to put four sugars in per shot, I feel like I’m an accomplice to homicide

- someone on the opening shift (also known as the frontlines for humanity’s caffeine addiction)

[a-dam-fine-cup-of-coffee]

This morning i was absolutely exhausted. This latte kept me going. Thank you latte ☕