PSA; Guys it’s Shameless. These starters are vulgar and not always the nicest. Be kind and don’t send anyone triggers that you know will hurt them.
❝ You came all the way down here to talk about my pubes? ❞
❝ This ain't Macy's bitch, you ain't window shopping. ❞
❝ The front door was locked so I came in the back. No pun intended ❞
❝ And everyone looks at me like I'm fucking up.... which I am! ❞
❝ Whores dont get cars. ❞
❝ You're like a fucking cockroach. Able to live anywhere and feed off anything. ❞
❝ That bitch is crazy and not crazy like ooh you so crazy bitch, no! She almost beat me to death because i asked if there was any more broccoli. ❞
❝ I totally almost drowned a slut! ❞
❝ I'm the only guy I know that's been given last rights 3 times ❞
❝ Circle doesn't start with an 'S'. What the fuck? ❞
❝ I believe in a force that thinks it's greater than myself. ❞
❝ The best gift you can give is neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance. ❞
❝ ... I'm talking hold-on-to-the-grass so- you-don't-fall-off-the-Earth hammered. ❞
❝ The bat is for killing, not playing. ❞
❝ Doctors are thieves, they just have degrees to keep them out of jail ❞
❝ What kinda hard liquor you got...and how much? ❞
❝ Welcome to the predictable consequences of using crystal meth ❞
❝ Liking what I like don't make me a bitch. ❞
❝ There's no such thing as casual sex anymore. ❞
❝ In the end there will be only the rich and the fucked. ❞
❝ The one fucking day of the year I need to take a shower and the goddamn water's turned off! ❞
❝ I've been spending all morning talking about what a cow says. It's moo, motherfucker. ❞
❝ I'm fucking busy, Peppermint Patty ❞
❝ I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you! ❞
❝ Not everyone just gets to blurt out how they fucking feel every minute. ❞
❝ Fuck you, fuck you, and especially fuck you. ❞
❝ Give me liberty or give me meth. ❞
❝ People fuck up. That’s life. ❞
❝ But no one likes to hear a grown man cry. It’s like the verbal equivalent of a man wearing uggs.❞
❝ That’s why women were invented. To think for you assholes. ❞
❝ You were nicer when you were asleep. ❞
❝ You need to stop biting, punching, and hurting people. ❞
❝ The first rule you learn in this house, you hide the god damn money. ❞
❝ Did the two of us finish off an entire gallon of box wine last night? ❞
❝ Because it’s never about me, and i’m finally making it about me! ❞
❝ I trust you. That’s bigger to me that ‘I love you’. ❞