Oh please write for Levi please please andddddd iloveu byeee
fhseofhlskjdcnvksdjr of course I will sugar I luv him sm omggggggggg oky focus oph
You were lounging on a chair in Hange's office, playing with a string of fuzz on your sweater as you giggled.
"...I know! And it's jus' like, how can one man be that fucking hot?!"
Hange laughed, reports well discarded by now as they propped their feet on top of their desk.
"I can't believe you used to deny your feelings for him, Y/n. I mean anybody with working eyes could see you drooling over him!"
"Oh, shuddup. I weren't that bad." You look over see their eyebrows raise amusedly, "Okay, maybe I were a lil' obsessed but-!"
Suddenly there's a loud pounding at the door and Hange gives the verbal okay to your visitor to come in. The door opens and Levi walks in, just the man you'd been gossiping about moments before. Hange's eyes shoot over to you and they tilt their head in his direction with a stupid grin. Speak of the devil, they mouthed and you turned to hide your giddily red cheeks.
"Hange," He shoots a luke-warm look your way, "Y/n."
Clearing his throat, he lays a stack of papers on Hange's desk and they practically deflate in their chair. "These are urgent reports Erwin asked to be filled out immediately, if you're done ogling over boys."
You giggle and Hange makes a pathetic attempt at being ashamed as Levi pushes the doubled stack towards them.
Levi finally turns to where you're sat with your legs folded underneath you and quirks an eyebrow at your empty glass. Apparently, he's picked up on your demeanor and why it's that way.
"I'll be taking Y/n back to their room so you can focus on your work. Be done by nine tomorrow."
"Evening?" Hange inquires, hopeful.
"Morning."
They look like they might cry and you can't help but chuckle at their defeated face. You promptly stop laughing when Levi's gaze faces you and he begins marching to where you are.
"Wait, hol' on! There 'sint no paperwork for me, righ'?" You're desperately clutching a throw pillow and thrusting it in front of you as a shield.
He doesn't answer your question as his nose is invaded with the intense smell of alcohol and it wrinkles disgusted.
"God, Y/n. How much have you had to drink?" He tucks an arm underneath your body, easily lifting your armpit onto his shoulder as he pulls you off your comfortable seat with a grunt.
"One... four... nine?"
His eyes almost pop out. "Nine what?"
"Yeah.." You slump against his body and he groans, throwing an unimpressed look at a snickering Hange as he drags you out of the room.
On the long trek to your room, you mumble nonsense in his ear all the way. The most he gathers is that your hot breath feels very nice on his neck. Then you murmur something about your crush and he's all ears. He'd heard you talking about it but couldn't catch a name, all he knows is A: He's pretty, B: He's smart and C: You often fantasize about riding him.
"What did you say?"
"I says you shou' meet my crush! 'S a great guy.."
Levi feels like he just got gutted. He sees your door and begins walking a little faster, suddenly wanting to be alone for no reason in particular.
"His name is Levi, sweetest guy 'round.. wan' fuck him a lil'."
Levi's heart drops to his balls. He almost trips.
"Is-..Is that so?"
"Mhmm!" You nod eagerly, blissfully unaware of the consequences of your words.
As he yanks the door open and plops you on your bed, he smiles to himself, even as he kneels to pull your boots off.
"'N he's the cutes' guy 'round too, he is! Almos' too pretty ta be true, I'd tell ya."
He looks up at you from your feet, soft happiness on his face you won't remember tomorrow as he implores you to tell more about this mysterious man called Levi.














