Kusuo Saiki x Fem! Reader
♯ Chasing That Feeling - Tomorrow X Together
Synopsis: You're just so nonchalant, it's annoying. So much so that KUsuo Saiki accidentally uses his powers to bring you closer to him. Not exactly up with his morals but, he doesn't see you complaining.
Genre: Fluff? Sorta head-canon style.
Cw: Questionable Siaki. He's lwk crashing out. Mild Yandere! Saiki but it's not too explicit. Down bad! Saiki. Misuse of his powers (not like that).
Wc: 1.2k
Kusuo Saiki, who never really knew you at all.
He knows your name, obviously, but he never bothered paying too much attention to you. Nothing really warranted it, you weren't one of the girls Kaidou would bother, you didn't fawn over Teruhashi or draw too much attention on yourself either.
You were hidden, your friends could only be described as faceless side characters. You wouldn't be pestered, wouldn't be teased. You were just there. There to fill in the background of someone else's story.
Until of course, you met Saiki.
Kusuo Saiki, who took your desk by accident while trying to ignore Teruhashi.
He heard you before you even approached him.
Huh, someone took my desk.
Oh dear, he couldn't just stand up from his (your) seat, he needed to avoid getting caught by Teruhashi, and your desk was perfectly placed in the corner at the back of the classroom.
As you were walking up to him, he was already formulating plans on how to get you to go away.
Until he heard your thoughts.
Oh it's Saiki.
Interesting, he didn't know you knew him at all. You were a background character, why would you know him?
Actually, he seems pretty deep in thought, I'll just leave him alone, wouldn't want to bother him. And as quick as that, you backed up and took the seat two desks from him.
Kusuo Saiki, who since then, would only spare you a glance. Quick enough that no one would notice.
It wasn't like he fell in love with you at first sight or anything like that, that would be stupid. It was more.. grace. He was grateful that you left him alone. Something people nowadays can't even help him with.
Kusuo Saiki, who became more infatuated with you as time goes by.
Every "wow, Nendou is really annoying, if I were Saiki I'd punch him in the face already."
Every "wow, Kaidou's really delusional huh."
Every "wow, Teruhashi is really forceful today, it doesn't look like Saiki wants to hang out with her, why is she so pushy?"
Every "wow, how does nobody know that Kuboyasu was a gang member. Where does he even learn all this stuff anyway?"
Oddly enough, none of your thoughts were laced with malice, or hatred. You'd think them so extremely casually, like they were just facts. Like you were mindlessly making a statement.
He realised your intentions pretty quick, well, you didn't have any intentions, that's the thing.
You'd just sit there, in the corner, observing. Making comments that you'd say harmlessly.
Kusuo Saiki, who after a while, started searching for you even more.
It was like you were a second opinion. Always voicing out (or in) your opinions. Often times than not you'd be wondering the exact same things he was.
But then, the inevitable had to happen. You started to like him. Like, like like him.
He noticed how you were looking at him for a bit too long.
'The more I look at him, Saiki's really handsome.'
All he could do was let out a sigh, shoulders slumping down.
Great, now you'll be another Teruhashi, trying to grasp his attention and becoming more annoying as time goes by.
'Should I try to get to know him more?'
Please don't.
'Nah, I'll just watch him from afar till my feelings dissipate, wouldn't want to bother him.'
Wait, no! He didn't mean it!
Kusuo Saiki, who instead of you bothering him, he's bothering you.
You'd be wondering where he got his cute antennas, not wanting to ask him because 'well, he probably gets it a lot.'
You were frustrating. He wants you to talk to him, so why wouldn't you? Why are you so concerned about his wellbeing and comfort when he wants you to come up to him, and try to know all about him. Your curiosity clashed with your unwillingness to bother him, when you could just ask.
It wasn't like you were blushing and shying away every time you were near him, in fact, you were casual, you weren't pretending either, trying to hide your fumbling mess of a feelings deep in your head. You were, safe to say, unbothered.
He accidentally brushed your arm? Maybe it made your heart quicken a bit, but you knew it was just an accident (it wasn't).
He's looking at you a bit too long? He's probably just daydreaming (he's not).
He's following you home? He probably lives around you neighbourhood (he doesn't).
The guys that tried to talk to you are suddenly gone and were last seen with Saiki? They probably have some guy thing going on (they didn't).
He thought, maybe you were oblivious. A little stupid. But the more he observed your thinking, the more he realised that no, you just didn't want to pay too much attention to things that could be nothing (things weren't nothing).
Kusuo Saiki, who in the midst of his frustration with you, might have used his powers.
With his telekinesis, he flooded your head with his name, until that was all you could think about; him. It was a complete accident.
At least, it was the first time. The moment you went up to him, thinking it was some spiritual calling, you called out his name. For some reason, it sounded way better directly coming out of your mouth.
From then on he had gotten hooked. Making measly excuses for himself whenever he'd use his powers to get you closer to him.
He knows to use his special abilities to begrudgingly do good deeds as a consequence if he wants to use it for his own benefit. It’s just,
When it comes to you, he just wants to teleport you to his arms and keep you there.
Uhm, I mean..
He just wants to pick a part your brain and listen to your thoughts for the rest of his long life.
Uhm..
Kusuo Saiki, who, once you've known him for long enough, decides to show himself little by little. The real him, at least.
Kusuo Saiki, who planned to use his hypnosis to make you believe that he had set up this extravagant event to confess to you. It wasn't like him to draw too much attention, but he knew it would make him more likeable.
Kusuo Saiki, who instead, decided to use his hypnosis to make you confess to him, not very manly, he admits. But it's better than making you think he's someone that he's not.
Kusuo Saiki, who accepted your confession, a sense of pride swelling up in his chest when he sees your smile widen.
Kusuo Saiki, who doesn't mind at all using his special talents to make your life a little easier. Even if it inconveniences him. You're craving some coffee jelly but won't ask him because you're worried that he'll be annoyed since he's like, in love with it? He's already sliding a spoon to your hands and no, he is not in love with coffee jelly (lies).
Someone was mean to you? Oh no, they went missing!
Bad day? Whatever soured your mood never happened, actually!
You don't have time to spend with him? As if he's letting you leave his arms.
Kusuo Saiki, who just can't get enough of what you think of him, you're so selfless. So very nice.
Kusuo Saiki, maybe he'll just keep you with him until the earth blows up.
Not my fav I'll admit but it's okay. We learn as we go fellas.
Kusuo Saiki for the girls that stopped speaking because no one was listening.
Kusuo Saiki who avoided you due to fact that you made him feel vunerable.
Kusuo Saiki who quickly caught on to your new found quietness.
Kusuo Saiki that often lingered around you to see if you would attempt to speak about your interests to him.
Kusuo Saiki that would bring up a topic you were knowledgeable on awkwardly.
Kusuo Saiki speaks to you telepathically, “Did you end up finding the answer to your theory?”
Kusuo Saiki who tries to start up a conversation because even though he loved silences, he perferred for you to talk.
Kusuo Saiki can’t help the slightest upward tug on the corner of his lips when you give a hesitant smile before talking.
Kusuo Saiki who listens with small nods and hums while you talk, losing yourself in the possibilites.
Kusuo Saiki who sticks around so you always have someone to talk to, even if it’s really only you talking.
Kusuo Saiki that is only willing to hear you talk for hours on end, despite the sidestories and losing track of story.
Kusuo Saiki who reminds you where you left off in your orginal train of thought, “You were talking about how bittersweet it was that their first kiss was also their last.” (Aot reference)
Kusuo Saiki who denies his feelings for you up until the time you got him a coffee jelly after he briefly mentioned he liked it.
Kusuo Saiki casually confessing when the two of you are alone.
imagine THISS - saiki with a sleeptalker s/o. has genuinely full blown CONVERSATIONS that make 0 sense. like its just
"..are you awake, or asleep?"
"i love spicy salami too honey"
"???"
Wait I love this
Ft. Things I’ve said in my sleep according to my brother
“Kusu…”
That was the first sign that the dead has risen to him.
Truthfully, he loves it. You two lay in bed. He sits up, against the headboard, while you doze off, face pressed into his hip (blanket between to save him from drool). There was only one, teensy, tiny, downside: your sleep talking. Sure, he loved you, flaws and all, but it confused him out of his mind.
No thoughts to go off of, just pure mumbo jumbo.
“Are you awake?” He murmured. He figured that you probably wouldn’t hear him if he used telepathy.
“Bun…e.” You said in a haze.
“Yes, bunny,” he said back, patting your head. “Anything else, love?” It was times like these where he would take advantage of your haze—the gentle clouding of your mind.
Neglectful!Batfamily x Male!Reader x The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
Cw: Reader is called stupid (they aren't just average in a family of geniuses.) Reader can see the fourth wall, audience, and author.
part 2, part 3, part 4, divider credits.
• We're you stupid?
• No, not really, but luckily for you everyone in Gotham thought you were stupid!
• Why?
• You're the son of Bruce Wayne.
• Literally, like he fucked your mom to keep up the whole Brucie Wayne thing.
• In fact they think you're dumber or as dumb as Brucie.
• This includes his entire family.
• It hurts.
• It only got worse once Damian came around.
• Because then it wasn't about Bruce's only child being stupid.
• It was about you yourself being stupid.
• It hurt.
• Did that mean you should be rude to Damian? No.
• But were you? Yeah.
• You knew who they were.
• Why wouldn't you? They thought you were stupid.
• They got sloppy.
• You pieced it together on a corkboard.
• Why? Well, to keep track of everything of course. And because it made you feel like you were in a movie.
• You glare at someone you can't see.
• She's constantly writing your actions, but at least she doesn't think you're stupid.
• You could also see this wall.
• It was always there, but no one else acknowledged it.
• You learned to ignore both the writer and the wall.
• You were on a press tour with your family and called stupid at every turn.
• You played into it because when you're the joke it's best to play along.
• Being a Wayne kid you were kidnapped by Joker once.
• Harley was still with him, but you could tell there was a weird disconnect she had when she looked at you.
• Sometimes you felt like she was looking at you like a kid she'd work with before Joker got to you.
• You'd sit there called stupid all day then get kidnapped only to be called stupid more.
• And Harley would slip away when Batman finally arrived and crouch down beside you.
"Heya kid, ya ain't stupid. You're just average. Not everyone is as brilliant as your families."
• It was the first time in a long time you were told you were just average.
• Average.
• You liked that.
• But as soon as you were saved by Bruce, or Batman, you were back to being an idiot.
• They lectured you about how stupid you were to get kidnapped and how your family must've been extremely worried.
• And you guess they were since they were all with you just... In costume.
"How could you be so stupid–" Red Robin says as you just start to walk away. "I did everything right. I stayed in my house, I locked the doors, I locked the windows, and I went to sleep. What was stupid about thinking I'd be protected by my family? Oh right, everything." You say as you push away from them and start to walk home.
• Stupid? Yeah.
• Did you care? No.
• You were kidnapped and your family immediately called you stupid of course you're gonna make a stupid decision in anger.
• You're home and your family is already back.
• Of course they are, they had the batmobile.
• You walk past them up into your room ignoring Dick as he calls out to you.
• On your desk a pamphlet for a school.
• PK academy, a school all the way in Japan.
• Away from Gotham.
• Away from being called stupid.
• Away from family.
• So what did you do? You acted stupid.
• Why? That's how your family saw you.
• You tumble down the stairs and latch onto the railing looking at Bruce.
"Me. Abroad. Pleaseeeee!"
• Those were the only words that you uttered as you tossed the pamphlet at Bruce.
• Bruce looks it over and it's just an average school.
• And he sighs and is about to protest before you stumble onto the floor in front of him.
"I won't get kidnapped abroad."
• Of course this is immediately followed by puppy dog eyes and silent self disgust.
• Bruce sighs as he heads off to get the information set up.
• Within that night you were ready to go abroad!
• Your siblings and the few who were basically your siblings stare at you in shock.
A/N: Reader is about to be a menace to Saiki. Ngl I had fun writing this.
Saiki doesn’t “take care” of you the way normal people do. He doesn’t hover or ask if you need anything, because he already knows. Before you even realize you’re thirsty, there’s a fresh glass of water floating onto your nightstand. The medicine bottle always seems to move closer the moment you think about it. When you try to sit up, the blanket pins you down with just enough psychic pressure that you have no choice but to stay put. He sits across the room with his usual blank expression, spooning coffee jelly into his mouth like this is all completely routine. If you thank him, he just shrugs and mutters, “Don’t mention it.” But then you catch the way his eye twitch’s every time you cough, or how he doesn’t leave your side until you’ve finally fallen asleep, and it’s clear, he’s watching over you more closely than he’ll ever admit.
a/n: i stole this req from @munipe so credit to that anon <3
ask: imagine THISS - saiki with a sleeptalker s/o. has genuinely full blown CONVERSATIONS that make 0 sense. like its just "..are you awake, or asleep?" "i love spicy salami too honey" "???"
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Saiki Kusuo had done many ridiculous things in his life, but turning himself into a hardcover copy of Advanced Quantum Physics just to sneak past a girlfriend’s overprotective parents had to rank in the top five.
He’d calculated everything: the parents’ patrol schedule, the creaking floorboards, the dog that barked at literally nothing. The book disguise worked perfectly — he’d spent two hours on a shelf in the hallway, gathering dust, until the house finally went quiet. Then he reverted to human form, slipped into your room, and closed the door with the softest click possible.
You were already asleep, curled on your side, breathing slow and even. Saiki exhaled (quietly) in relief. Mission success. He could finally relax without worrying about your father bursting in with a baseball bat and holy water.
He sat on the edge of the bed, careful not to shift the mattress too much. Telepathy confirmed you were deep in REM sleep. Good. He could finally cuddle with you like you pleaded (begged) him to. He’d just wait until morning, then teleport out before anyone woke up.
As he leaned down to lay, you spoke.
“I… I wuv spicy sawami…”
Kusuo froze. Your eyes were still closed. Lips barely moving. Were you sleep-talking? He blinked. “…Spicy what?”
No response. Just soft breathing again. He leaned a fraction closer, curiosity overriding his usual policy of minding his own business. “Are you awake, or asleep?”
A pause. Then, dreamily: “The noodles are plotting… with the penguins.”
Saiki stared. He tried telepathy, just in case this was some elaborate prank.
Nothing coherent. Just swirling dream fragments: a bowl of ramen wearing a tuxedo (?), waddling across an iceberg while holding a tiny briefcase. The ramen bowed politely to a penguin in sunglasses. They exchanged suspicious glances.
Saiki pulled back, rubbing the bridge of his nose.
Another mumble from you: “No, Mr. Takoyaki, I won’t betray the council… the sauce is sacred…”
He couldn’t help it. The corner of his mouth twitched. You rolled onto your back, arms flopping dramatically. “Kusu! You can’t eat the moon. Even if it’s.. yummy.. cheese… mm...”
He pressed his lips together. This was worse than Teruhashi’s inner monologues. Telepathy again: now the dream had shifted to him (pink hair and all) trying to take a bite out of a giant glowing moon while you defended it with a ladle. The moon was crying.
He gave up on telepathy. Clearly it was useless here. Kusuo stared at the ceiling for a long moment. Then, very quietly: “Good grief.”
He lay down beside you — fully clothed, on top of the covers, hands clasped over his stomach like a corpse, resigned to his fate.
Five minutes later: “Saiki… the coffee jelly is evolving… it’s learning to speak French… oui oui oui… wiwiwwiwiwwii—”
You’ve been friends with Saiki for a while now but he would never admit that you are actually his friend
However, you were the only person he could tolerate (he thought so)
One day you just caught him using his powers in front of you
He wanted to use the mind control to erase this memory from your brain but then he thought… you could be reliable enough to know it
So, Saiki explained you what kind of powers he has and how they work
Which made you extra excited and amazed, you couldn’t stop thinking about it the whole following day
And here he thought, ‘She’s probably gonna fall in love with me now. And I’m gonna have to deal with it like with Teruhashi and Yumehara’
This thought annoyed him but he was quite convinced that it was the thing to happen
But it didn’t… He's been reading your thoughts attentively. You thought his powers were cool, you would love to have it… But no thoughts about liking him? Not even a little romance?
Now he didn’t like that. I don’t know if you can tell but this guy has an ego!
Saiki wouldn’t admit it as well, but now he tried some things to check if it would make you fall in love
Firstly, he put your favourite drink you've been thinking about all morning and now you were aware he could read your mind. There was no way you wouldn't fall for this extremely romantic action of him
But you just casually thanked him and smiled with your damn soft smile
Now it was a real challenge
Then, Saiki tried everything. Every little act of care, he bought things for you from sweets to plushies, made your day better by helping you to avoid troubles, even teleported you to some ‘romantic’ spots
But you didn’t have thoughts of him in a romantic way. It just didn’t make sense!
‘I didn’t have to do anything to make Teruhashi fall in love with me. Why is it so hard with her? Any normal girl would fall in love at this point’
He still didn’t realise he was the one in love
One day Saiki invited you to his place. It was quite romantic thing to do as he didn’t let just anyone to his personal space
You were playing some kind of a trashy video game for two on his TV, getting annoyed about how laggy it is
Saiki almost gave in. No romantic thoughts in the girl’s mind only when he actually wants it. 'Thanks, God, I knew I was your favourite...'
And then he hears a passing phrase in your head, ‘Saiki looks so cute when he tries to impress me’
He stares at you, with the most judging expression ever
And then you realise and giggle, then say, ‘Oh, right. I forgot you can read minds’
He just turns away, pretending he didn’t hear it but he still side-eyes you from time to time
‘C’mon, I know you heard it’, you tease him
‘I have no idea what you’re talking about. Stop being delusional’
‘Don’t you like me?’
‘What a nonsense’
well, i'm back! idk if someone actually missed me. now i study at the university btw! soo, hope you enjoyed it! tsundere kusuo is canon for me, so i'll write more stuff about it later. thax for reading
