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[coasternaut]

[phoenixyfriend]

Poking at an AU where Dooku, after leaving the Jedi but before he Falls, finds Ventress, who has fallen but is also like seventeen and emo.

I know she personally hunts him down for training in CW'03, but. I want this aging queen of a man to look at an angsty wet cat teenage assassin and go I Can Fix Her.

Former Jedi Current Rich Guy Dooku going pspspsps to the screaming girl in KISS makeup that's trying to lop his head off.

He just wants to acquire a daughter. A villainous, murderous daughter who won't get Weird about it like poor Komari did.

[ladycalleddella]

Bored, still on the computer, and I don't have a third thing. Writers block perhaps. So, of course, more Nilly and the deceit trio.

[shoku-and-awe]

Lemon-Dill Tuna Salad Packs 29 Grams of Protein

This lemon dill tuna salad packs plenty of protein and gets a boost of flavor from sumac, a spice used in Middle Eastern, Mediterranean and

1 (5-ounce) can no-salt-added white tuna in water, drained and flaked

2 tablespoons mayonnaise

2 tablespoons finely chopped celery

2 tablespoons finely chopped shallot

1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh dill, plus more for garnish

1 tablespoon whole-milk plain strained (Greek-style) yogurt

1 teaspoon grated lemon zest

1 tablespoon lemon juice

½ teaspoon Dijon mustard

¼ teaspoon ground sumac

¼ teaspoon sugar

⅛ teaspoon ground pepper

Pinch of salt

Sliced whole-wheat bread, celery sticks and/or Bibb lettuce, for serving (optional)

[jaijaitbinks]

Crack idea:

Saitama uses morse code. He doesn't know it by heart, not the entire alphabet and numerical system, but he knows a very... select few words.

Genos finds this out when, while he and his sensei are stuck in some S-Class meeting about Professionalism and Heroism, mostly orchestrated by Amai Mask, he starts tapping a rhythm into the table with concentrated eyes. At first, Genos thought he was tapping the melody of a song, but he realized it was too robotic and choppy for that. Whenever Saitama taps rhythms, it's smooth, his fingers fluent and dramatic in their taps, and, more often than not, he follows the tune of the vocals, not the beat.

He has a sneaking suspicion about what it is he's tapping, and pulls up a decoder in his HUD. His eyes widen when it picks up on a R, then a E. He figures he only caught the tail end of what Saitama was tapping, because the man pauses before doing it again. In the corner of his vision, the decoder translates each letter.

W... H... O... R–

Genos strangles out a shocked gasp, catching everyone's attention. Amai doesn't waste a beat in reprimanding him, but Genos pays attention to none of it, instead trying his damnedest not to laugh.

[weebowe]

Fuck it, my first contribution to this fandom:

RE8 AU for TSP.

Stanley as Ethan

Narrator as Alcina Dimitrescu (no, it's not because I want huge Narrator)

Mariella as Donna

The Timekeeper as Heisenberg.

And The Curator as Miranda

(Bonus: Stanley's wife as Mia)

And the plot, instead of it being Stanley looking for his kid or The Curator wanting to revive her lost child or something, it's: Stanley gets roped into their bullshit cuz these idiots somehow managed to fuck up their world, and everything's gone to hell. Stanley has to help them set things on track.

LMFAO OR MAYBE IT IS JUST LIKE RE8, AND THE KID STANLEY HAS TO SAVE IS THE BUCKET. AND EVERYONE ELSE IS TENSE AND PARANOID CUZ THEY THINK STANLEY'S TRYING TO KILL THEM FOR UNLEASHING MOLD INTO THE WORLD, WHEN REALLY STANLEY JUST WANTS HIS COMFORT BUCKET THAT THEY ACCIDENTALLY KIDNAPPED-

[real-jaune-isms]

So, I have a small request

To any RWBY fan artists out there, I have a picture I want made. Doesn't have to happen, I just think it would be cool. Here's the idea: Team RWBY in their Volume 4 outfits reunited and posing for a group picture. They're lined up in proper order, with Ruby and Yang on the outsides, each with an arm over Weiss and Blake's shoulder's respectively. The two in the middle are clearly being pushed in close by the sisters so that everyone can fit into the shot, and everyone has the happiest smiles on their faces, because dammit they're happy to be back together again. A white frame around the picture to make it look like its off of a Polaroid.