#optissimum

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Roommate was offering to get me Chick-fil-A

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WIP of @optissimum‘s dnd character Xinandra! im really happy with how she is coming along, and especially with the colors! (also this is my first time drawing paws and i think they came out pretty well, so im happy!)

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Sebastian thought of an alternate alignment chart since sometimes it’s hard to agree on what qualifies as good versus evil, so this one is more along the lines of does a character focus more on the community or more on themself (thinking of others first versus being selfish/thinking of one’s self first) Also changed lawful to order because lawful can be interpreted different ways (a characters personal “laws” versus the laws of society/the world they are in) so it’s more about maintaining order in general

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If a you could choose one superpower, but everyone in the world gets it, what would it be?

I mean I wouldn’t want to give everyone in the world a superpower because that opens up more opportunity for people to like misuse it/abuse it but if I had to pick one that everyone got I guess I’d pick like…flight maybe? It’s one of my favorite superpowers and if everyone had it then like I guess it’d be equal? Idk if that makes sense

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Our ranger: Tomath doesn't know how trees work!

Everyone else at the table: You're a RANGER

[rexinasuperomnes]

So my fiance and I were reading an article about how the War on Christmas doesn’t exist and it came up that people were angry about replacing “Christ” in Christmas with “X”.

Per then said “but that’s because it’s the first letter of the Greek spelling of Christ. It’s XP, right?”

And then per eyes got wide and per whispered “They need the XP. Does that mean Pontius Pilate was level grinding???”

[ohwyrmies]

me: (referencing the squatty potty video) is your colon ready for battle, Sebastian?

Sebastian: is yours? ;)

me: no. it needs training.

*cue training sequence*

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

TO DEFEAT

THE BUNS!

[ohwyrmies]

resetslife replied to your post “so the SO was soaking a hot pepper in some vodka, just because. and we...”

I hope per's nose is okay but you should also know that I just about died laughing

yeah, per’s doing much better. I was trying very hard not to laugh myself while per was desperately shoving a vinegar soaked q-tip up per nose.

also; I am so relieved it worked. like. imagine pepper in your nose. now imagine pepper and vinegar in your nose. somehow, vinegar cancels out the pepper. I was almost worried it was some troll advice, but it actually worked.