So I’m getting ready to awkwardly being hug at work and probably have my place full of balloons (which cause me a totally irrational anxiety)
also they’ll sing “las mañanitas” for me while I don’t know what to do (should I smile? should I clap? should I sing as well? WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THEN?)
I’m expecting earning the amazing amount of 0 presents, but if one comes in I’ll totally jump like Sheldon Cooper
We’ll have cake. A LOT of cake. At home, at work, at the restaurant, everywhere. And surely if I don’t personally pick it, it’ll be chocolate. Which everyone loves but I just don’t :S (sorry! shortcake is my shit! And my mom very likely will bake one for me!)
Also everyone will ask at work where we’ll eat out, but I really don’t like meals with a large amount of people who will not arrive and the ones who will, will be late. So I’ll nod and think of alcohol (since maybe drunk I could handle so many people).
And also people think I’ll party hard since Thursday until Monday (with Halloween and all)
But very likely I’ll just eat my weight in cake and awkwardly look at everyone around me while I think that I’m one year neared menopause.