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342 words in to the follow up to Lost and Found and the lust demon makes the first dick joke of the novel. Apparently I’m on top form for this one. I think it’s even got the space pirates beaten.
"Uncle Fred why do you have hair like Lilys?"
"Because it makes me astonishingly beautiful and therefore better than your Uncle George.”
I heard giggling and now moans. I think my new room may share a wall with someone's bedroom.
Threesomes/moresomes.
I… don’t like sharing.