You strike me as an individual with a penchant for fine art, and not just fine art in the classical sense of the word, but of course fine art in the sense of things that truly inspire and bring joy. What if i told you that i know of an art unlike any other, sure to titillate and astound in such a way you have never been either of those things before. I'm imagining you reading these words, shaking like a leaf in anticipation. Perhaps you are in fact actually a leaf. How would i know? I think being a leaf would probably not be that awesome, like, what would you do all day? Flutter in the wind? Get eaten by a caterpillar? Caterpillars and the wind ARE pretty cool, however i would much rather get eaten by an absolute baddie, though that is merely an opinion, you are permitted to disagree. Anyway, back to the topic at hand, i have delayed long enough. The legendary art of unspeakable beauty that i have mentioned prior. Imagine, if you will, that you were to say bazinga. You may scoff, perhaps in a manner betraying the fact that you expected a different piece or medium of fine art. I can only hope you are not let down by this revelation, and that you can find it within your heart to give it a chance. Afterall, wouldnt it be a great loss to miss out on the opportunity to experience what may actually be the single greatest experience you will ever have? If you do not say bazinga, this opportunity may slip through your fingers like water through a hose. Think about it slut4poets. After millions, billions of years of swirling star dust and supernova explosions, not only did the universe create our little slice of reality, but it also led to the exact set of circumstances that led to me creating this string of silly shapes that convey meaning. I do not know if fate is real, if our destinies are sealed, but i do know that if they are, that this exact moment is a culmination of machinations far beyond the control of either of us. The universe rarely if ever presents its wants or desires to us outright, but today it has spoken, and it has asked for us to say bazinga. Won't you heed the call to adventure?
