#or fate

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Pretty hilarious that a woman who has been conning men by telling them that they look like the person who saved her on a specific day at a specific place runs into the one man who is obsessed with saving someone on that same specific day and place.

You might even call it karma.

[shootingstarpilot]

omgg happy birthday!! 🍰✨🥹 have the BEST time at the museums <3

thank you so much!! oh, it was FANTASTIC, absolute BEST way to spend a birthday- here's the obes mugging for the camera on top of the sub <333

[neokollection]

Hey what to do if ur crush since a kid has never once even spared a glance your way and ignores you T-T

Hmmm…Well you know for sure they are interested in your gender?

Ignores you on purpose or just never had a reason to talk to you?

If they purposely ignore you, ask what it is you did?

If they’ve just never had the opportunity to reason to talk to you give them one:

I would say start conversation, but I’m sure anyone would say that. It’s easier said than done too…I suggest:I lowkey stalk in school, so I now know who all their friends are, when they eat lunch, where they park, etc….So like- I kinda use those as excuses to “bump” into him. They eat in the library, when I have class, but I always walk through the library when I ask to use the restroom or smthng from class. Then I see what I can work with, like are they wearing anything interesting or eating anything interesting? If so, something like a Real Madrid jersey or something so I just make a small comment about it to them and usually since they’re wearing it they’re interested in a conversation about it, so yeah- [u may have to do research about things they like as in music, cars, or sports, or whatever they like or wear often].Eventually, they’ll kinda get used to talking to you.[I’ve tried this, but I’ve been stuck in phase 2 for a long time rip and if you’re not a student idk man]

[bizghetti]

perhaps god is real

[firebutashes222]

HIIII I NEED HELP

sooo im making a civics projects

basically we have to make a mock-campaign as if we were running for mayor in our town

its completely free and i made a powerpoint + a vision board cause why not

BUT I DONT HAVE A TITLE/NAME FOR IT AND IM NOT PRESENTING WITH "CAMPAIGN FOR MAYOR OF *MY CITY*". NOPE. ABSOLUTELY NOT. I HAVE A REPUTATION.

soooo this is the board i mentioned earlier

idk if u have any ideas?? something?? im desperate lol

[neoniights]

Very weird feeling bittersweet but so sad. I can’t wait to be emotion less. I don’t want to be a lover anymore

[kirbymongerr]

The movie scene I think about the most is the one from Space Jame where I think Bill Murray or whatever thinks Michael Jordan just got warped away by a camera and he says to the guy holding the Camera "Could you not point that at me? And close the lens cap." Because that's how I feel everytime someone puts some dumb shit on my dash