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Hey uhm... Do you idk- maybe want to come over and yeah well uhhh... Watch a nature documentary together?

#probably about sharks #or lions #or orcas!!

I hate it went I want to look up a wild animal cub or pup and the Google suggestion adds “for sale”

Why do people want hyena pups. What is wrong with you people

#or tigers #or bears #or lions #or wolves #or cheetah #or jaguar #or

WAIT A MINUTE

WHAT’S WITH US GERMANS AND GIVING FLOWERS NAMES WITH LION IN IT

THERE IS “LÖWENZAHN” AND “LÖWENMÄULCHEN” WHICH ARE THE LIONS TEETH AND LIONS MOUTH

IN ENGLISH IT’S DANDELION AND SNAPDRAGON BTW

WHAT’S WITH THIS

it’s because lions are cool right

we named two flowers after lions because it’s cool

I just know it

gosh darn whoever named them

you had to love lions a lot

#this doesn't mean I hate the flowers #or lions #those two flowers actually belong to my favorites #but I ne ver g osh dar n noti ce d th i s #I'M just?????????????????????????#how did I miss this crucial detail #caps //#rambles of te jaxon #especially since this is centered around the lions face??!????#like just the mouth and teeth????????#lions teeth are not even that special?????????#that's the first thing you associate with dandelion leafs???????????????#I'm so confused how these names came to be

Someone just tried to tell me that humans aren’t a sexually dimorphic species

So out of spite I’m going to have dragon!Kylo show Rey how to sex skeletons

and she’ll be all, “How tf do you know so much about human anatomy?”

And Kylo will be like “Oh look, time to change the subject!”

#like yeah fam I mean we're not like birds #or lions #or other primates where there's a 50% size difference #but we are sexually dimorphic #like this is not a question open for debate #and ofc there are individuals who break this rule #but you can literally tell the sex of a skeleton #once its past puberty #THE FUCKN PELVIC FLOOR MAN #THE BROW RIDGE #THE CHIN #this is the FIRST THING #they teach you #about identifying bodies

#today alone i have seen keith didn't wash ever the whole year he was in that desert cabin shack thing headcanons #and keith would be so clueless with a smartphone he'd throw the phone at the pokemon go thing headcanons #or comic w/e #like he was in the desert for a YEAR he wasn't fucking raised his whole life by wolves #or lions #and i'm sorry but i think to live there a year that shack would have SOME SORT OF RUNNING WATER #ie for both drinking and bathroom facilities use #i mean come ON #just bc we saw one room in the show doesn't mean it lacks everything that we weren't shown #like he was one of the top of his fucking class in the garrison he was one of the best pilot students #HE DOESN'T GET A JOKE OR A WEIRD LITTLE CHEER DOESN'T MEAN HE'S STUPID OR A CAVEMAN #AND DOESN'T MEAN HE'S FUCKIN UNCIVILIZED LIKE TARZAN I MEAN ISTG #i don't get it like people claim he's a favorite and he's half of so many ships and half of the biggest ship #but then people hc him as an absolute neanderthal or lacking in basic intelligence #despite canon stating how good at the garrison he was?#like wtf fans #honestly being in that cabin for a year wasn't that he was uncivilized #it was that he was ENTIRELY INDEPENDENT AND TAKING CARE OF HIMSELF #he was fucking doing a scientific investigation finding the source of the energy there's maps and diagrams everywhere #he's not gone bear grills survivalist or w/e #wtf people #(also it makes me kind of uncomfortable that when there's many that hc him as autistic or neurodivergent #that there's all these jokes about him for the same traits being dumb or cavemanlike #there's just something ehhhhh about that you know)#sorry i'll stop ranting now #like i block posts like that but it's uncomfortable how *incredibly often* this sort of headcanoning and joking is going on #to the point of trashing his character which like why???

Exceptionally disappointed with the lack of bears used as mounts these days.

#kirschtext #or lions #but seriously have you ever faced a bear mounted by a warrior in the battlefield?#shits scary #I'm speaking from experience here #obviously #i even claimed the url kriegsbär #since i couldn't have just krieg #i swear I'm a pacifist

Virus and Trip are asshole nerd babies and nothing anybody says will change my mind.

#All I have to do is not think about cake #or lions #or snakes #....fml

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