#or maybe......

[albatris]

if ur friend

doesn't reply to text messages unless the stars are aligned and it is foretold in prophecy

thinks throwing art at u is the only way to show affection

just kind of skulks about

is the three E's (Elusive Evasive Endlessly paranoid)

loves and cherishes you from afar but squeaks in fear when you try to coax it out of its hidey hole

has fangs and bites you bites you bites you

then that is not ur friend it's MONDAY ALBATRIS

[goofbell]

sorry i keep spam posting i’m trying so hard to stick to my queue but i have....way too many posts. i’m antsy

[angelguk]

idc about angst as long as there's a happy ending and no cheating and stuffs ☝🏽

hmmm happy ending??? u might miss that there

[deputychairman]

crying on the work videocall is Over, from now on I’m getting drunk on the Saturday night videocall with my besties, turning the camera ON and signing off with ‘I love you’ so maybe technology isnt inherently evil

[itwasagienger]

I think I need to write something....