Guilty Conscience

"You're not training to be the best in the world. You're training to be the best in the world on your worst day."

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

Respect for this woman and her blisters

[neckkiss]

Moments..

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[rubyetc]

[elisabethwheatley]

Geralt is such a MOOD sometimes.

[curseworm]

bro oh my god … vanilla extract

[curseworm]

vanilla extract smells wonderful but tastes horrific on its own. but mixed with sugar and flour and cream it tastes just like it smells. we need the support of others to reach our full potential

[curseworm]

no man is an island everyone is vanilla extract

[milenaas1]

Black Widow (2021) 💔

[screen-studies]

MISSY PEREGRYM as “Haley Graham” Stick It (2006) dir. Jessica Bendinger

[thedruidsforest]

How could you NOT fall in love with the glow of the moon and stars, the warmth of the sun, the ancient life within the trees, and the sweet melodies of the winds?

[guerrillatech]

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

Don't forget you have none of the benefits of wetland plants (cooling, regulated evaporation, food and habitat for wildlife), when the canals go stagnant they breed tons more mosquitoes because they don't support the amphibians that eat them, it's no longer an accessible water source for bigger wildlife, storm water is faster and more dangerous in a straight channel than in a natural stream, the concrete and the speed prevent water from infiltrating into the soil and maintaining the aquifer... I could go on.

[rebeccathenaturalist]

Also the ability of wetlands to filter impurities out of the water, including human-made pollutants that otherwise would just end up flowing out into whatever lake, ocean or other body of water the wetland's contents eventually empty into. I mean, over time some of those pollutants (especially those that don’t break down quickly--or at all) will build up in that wetland, which is itself yet another reason to just, y’know, not let that stuff get out in the first place. But it sure matters a lot for whoever’s downstream in the meantime.

[excorpiano]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hilltop]

straight couples cant stop rubbing up on each other for even a second. this ikea checkout line feels like the streets of gomorrah

[painpackerdied]

posts I'm bringing into 2022

[jamieleecvrtis]

EWAN McGREGOR as OBI-WAN KENOBI Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)

[depsidase]

[ruinedchildhood]

[valtsv]

were you a "mud potion, picking up worms with your bare hands and trying to climb every tree you see" weird kid, a "sadistically playing god with your barbie dolls/action figures/plushes" weird kid, or a "devouring entire novels in a single afternoon and then writing wish fulfilment self insert fanfiction for them before you even knew what fanfiction was" weird kid?

[valtsv]

the amount of people replying with ‘all 3′ to this has made me realize it’s more like