#or replacement

[jamandjazz]

Sometimes when Johnny stands up too fast he’ll get dizzy and a brief but pounding headache and his vision will start to get dark, so everyone just watches him sway for a second then immediately move on like nothing happened cause he doesn’t wanna draw attention to himself

[cherrypikkins]

Every now and then the toilet in my apartment just runs by itself and scares me out of nowhere I’m being haunted by a ghost roommate that doesn’t pay rent but still has to do their business sometimes