#or she doesn't

[noshortage-ofsordid]

I know I have potential and I can feel it slipping away but I don't have any motivation and haven't had it for a year now and I feel so scared feeling it slip away

[deanandthepies]

that feeling when you stalk someone's tumblr and try to comfort them with nice anon messages, and they never notice your personal posts 

story of my life

[jermtube]

I told my mother I'm going out this Saturday for a co-worker's birthday party

Her: You should get her a birthday card.

Me: No I think those are a waste of money.

Her: They're not a waste of money, especially for a girl. They remember.

Me: We'll all be out at a bar. Where will she put it?

Her: In her purse.