#or strangle

[ellearts]

just remembered i am like 99,9% sure that the dude goes to the same gym as i do

About to kill myself in front of him

[diasporadreams]

Trust me I'm trying hard not to strangle her. We actually talked about pink clothes and I said how completely ok it is for guys to wear pink clothes and basically allowed themselves to be soft but she said she doesn't agree and that's bc she just likes "bad boys" 🤦 I mean what makes a guy "bad boy"?? Eating a cone of ice cream in less than a minute? That for me is bad boy 'cause he'll have a sore throat and that's bad

AWWW that last bit was so cute asjkdhfkjghkjh but its sad that ur friend thinks that way and unfortunately a lot of other ppl do too but at least we know better and we can Educate 

[tayliberalsjwift]

be in the same room as

Yes yes yes

I want to ____ you

[indefenseofkara]

i'm at work but still sick so that means i have very low tolerance for bullshit and i'm ready to throw a certain employee out the window.

[bwintz-blog]

about ready to punch someone in the goddamn face.