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Arkady - she/they, 32, ace af. I post whatever I feel like, but it's mostly nerdy stuff. Current obsession is Call of Duty. Some things I share are NSFW and 18+, please keep that in mind.

[thanksiloveyou]

2014 average url: tumblring-in-the-tardis

2026 average url: weemp

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[fuzzyghost]

[piendish]

[indefenseofkara]

Just saw a bumper sticker that says "T-Pain is my mom"

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[kontrapoetik]

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Very tenuous link to one of my favourite tweets

[homunculus-argument]

Hm. So apparently people with epilepsy can learn to sense when they have a seizure coming. I wonder if you could use that as a plot device thing in a story somewhere.

Like there's some big-ass Great Public Council Meeting about some important politicial issue, Roman Senate style, and there's two opposing sides about the issue, but also a big chunk of undecided people who could be persuaded to vote either way. And there's someone in attendance, who hasn't spoken out loud about the issue anywhere but sides strongly with one of the options. And just when the dispute is about to swing to the wrong direction, they sense a seizure about to happen, and it's too late for them to try to get out of there or really even warn anyone.

So instead they just stand up, boldly announce, "I, for one, am sure that [option they do not want] cannot fail! If I am wrong, let the Gods smite me right where I stand!" and then the fucking seizure hits.

[silverthief22]

I used to get really bad nose bleeds but sometimes could feel when they were starting. One day in middle school this guy in geography class wouldn’t shut the fuck up about that conspiracy theory that Delaware doesn’t exist, so when I felt one coming on I loudly interrupted the rant our teacher was inexplicably allowing to derail the class by saying “if you don’t stop I’m gonna have an aneurism!” The guy of course just kept going so a second later a small torrent of blood gushed out of my head and, being a dramatic bitch, I collapsed face down onto my desk into a nice little puddle of blood. Anyway apparently outside of intense Roman Senate-esque debates, these stunts apparently induce panic attacks in educators and end up with you getting lectured about how traumatizing it is for your classmates when you “fake your death for dramatic effect”

[homunculus-argument]

I believe this falls into the "I don't think people should be punished for objectively funny crimes" category.

[cannibalchicken]

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[indefenseofkara]

cw eating disorder

I'm not hungry but I need to eat dinner but I don't want anything in my house.

If I don't eat I'll have insomnia. I know this. But it's not enough to motivate me right now

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[catsofyore]

Cat butt photo bomb. Photo from my collection. 1955.

[corpse-toy]

sliding you a note that says "do you fantasize about putting me under extreme physical, emotional, and/or mental duress? circle yes/no" with a bunch of hearts doodled around it

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[alldowner]

woe, roach be upon ye