I hope whomever or whatever is hacking my university's Internet is burned to death in a vat of boiling hot pocket cheese

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I hope whomever or whatever is hacking my university's Internet is burned to death in a vat of boiling hot pocket cheese
there are so many 'radical departures' and 'innovative approaches' and 'novel images' i'm surprised the world hasn't exploded shouting WOW CLEVER THEATRE from its fractures.
no, look. i understand language must be used. i understand certain messages help to reach the thoughts across and garner interest. that the excitement felt in creating must be expressed one way or another. but i am irked by so many same-sounding phrasing, by the predictability of their occurrence.