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[imageoftumult]

anybody else ready for the bly manor posts to fade away? another white long-haired blonde/brunette lesbian couple where one of them dies? i could literally not care less.

[coffeeinapintglass]

Relatable

[general-grey]

one day i want to have a dnd session in which my undead character gets introduced to the rest of the party by bursting out of the ground, gross as they can get, shambling and clawing their way into the battle like the desperate ghoul they are

and then at the end of the encounter y’ get the most polite zombie ever who finds the entire ordeal embarrassing and is apologetical over the dirt stuck in their throat

[duck-in-a-hoodie]

currently thinking about when an irl friend of mine was surprised when she found out im a furry as if she hasn’t remarked about my instagram story multiple times.

[agustdef]

I love seeing people throw a fit about the multi getting into the BTS meet and greet, but not directing even half that energy to a whole fucking anti of some of the boys getting in.

[the-vi-llain]

I'm bored

Pinterest recommended like, five “questions about yourself” posts in a row so guess what? It’s 12 am and imma do that

Are you named after anyone? Jacqueline: based on my grandfather (Jack) Olivia: My great grandmother

Siblings? No

3 things I love unconditionally: My best friends My dogs My mother

Who did you last say “I love you” to? I’m too lazy to check but probably mia??

Do you consider yourself an optimist or pessimist? I’m usually realistic, which comes across as pessimistic … and I mean… I guess I lean on the pessimistic side of things

If money didn’t matter, what would you do for a living? (If money didn’t matter, nothing) I’d be a photographer, probably

Pets? Three golden retrievers: Lexi, female, 12 Powell, female, 8? Cashew, male, 8?

What is your Halloween costume going to be this year? Nothing/ the same thing as Sage so we can be creepy twins

What color socks are you wearing? No socks, but they were black w/ silverish grey flowers

Favorite girl names? Noelle, Renee, Quinn, Skye, Auburn

Favorite boy names? Aren, James, Oliver

Are you a good liar? I can be great if I want to be, usually I don’t put the effort in though

Have you ever fired a gun? It was empty, but I pulled the trigger

Have you ever been skinny dipping? I was like four or five years old at my best friend’s house

What’s your biggest regret? 1) not having any confidence… at all 2) not living in the moment 3) not seizing the moment

Well that was fun. Congrats if you actually read all this, you’re probably more bored than me… it’s 1 am (I took a break for a while) so imma go do something else. If you're still bored, you can answer these or some of your own questions

[perpetuallyfive]

Not sure if it was supposed to be a joke or what, but seeing you tag the Clinton post "Team Misandry" was disappointing. Sexism isn't acceptable.

I’ve been using that tag for a very long time and have no intention of stopping. 

Yes, it’s a joke. About an imaginary thing. Misandry doesn’t exist. Being team misandry is like being Team Edward, it’s rooting for a sparkly thing that’s entirely fucking fictional and largely an outlet to vent about how disappointing the real men actually are.

It’s the tag I use for when I kind of want to say “ugh, I hate men,” because I don’t actually hate men, but sometimes, seriously, fuck men.

Feel free to unfollow me if you think using hyperbolic language on my own tumblr as a form of venting very real frustrations about actual social imbalances is somehow harmful. And I do mean that. If you feel less comfortable following me, then unfollowing is always the best option. I don’t want people to feel guilted into following anyone they don’t feel good about seeing on their dash.

But honestly, if you’re going to come at me over loaded language when talking about sexist trash bags, I’d prefer a more sound argument. I don’t hate all men, but I certainly hate people who feel the need to qualify “not all men,” as if that was ever the point of the discussion. (Of course it was. Isn’t every topic inevitably and always about the feelings and security of men?)