#or theft

[thepikachusorcerer]

I can't believe that ajj changed a lyric from "teenagers smoking" to "teenagers vaping" and like. He's not wrong but I really wasn't expecting it

[ineffectualdemon]

Husband: yesterday remember how you said I’m “chaotic something” that seems accurate

Me: I think you’re chaotic good in that you’re a good person but...chaos

Husband: true

Me: me I think I’m chaotic neutral because I would totally steal shit and stuff if I thought I could get away with it but I know I probably can’t so I don’t

Husband: uhhhhhhhhh

Me: I mean also there’s that it would hurt individuals working there more than the corporations but mostly getting caught.

Husband: UHHHHHH

Me: yeah I know I’m a bit amoral. Murder counts for this “if I knew I wouldn’t get caught” thing as well but only for those I think really deserve it

Husband: well yeah I knew that

Me: which is why it I ever get three wishes incidents of spontaneous human combustion and would skyrocket

Husband: are you sure you’re chaotic NEUTRAL?

Me: well yeah because it’s mostly self serving both why I wanna do it and also why I don’t

Husband: you’re lucky you’re cute

[hueylewisandtheblues]

Don’t get me wrong: love an armoured cat, don’t love that it’s outside without supervision. Murderer/murdered.

[libertxne]

"What have I done?..."

Perhaps it was denial, shock, maybe her mind hadn't yet wrapped itself around the act she had just unwillingly committed. Thorne knew the feeling all too well, but it'd pass, if she accepted it. "If you need to ask me, then I can't help you."

[gethim]

What are you three months in?

and he’s living with you and going through you’re phone texting threats to you’re friends and people who’ve basically done nothing but avoid the both of you since you got together. Huh. I wonder if someone is trying to divert attention away for a relationship that anyone who’s even sort of paying attention can tell is completely fucking doomed onto some imaginary enemy (who he bitched out on facing) Because it is imaginary, there is no world where I would take you back after all the shit. There is no competition. No one is trying to manipulate you, Ed doesn't want anything from you up until today he actually just considered himself your friend. You know I say "no one" but considering you just burned one of the last people who genuinely wanted you to have a good life because he was giving you honest advice, I think it's pretty clear that's not the case. Manipulation means someone wants someone from you that you may not want to give. Pretty sure that's not ed.

But just to clarify I’m not bothered that you’re with an idiotic, untrusting, coward. In fact I’ve expressed multiple times to everyone whose asked that I hope you two stay together for a long time and make a lot of commitments.

Because you’re going to make each other miserable.

Because you’ve already started to or this shit wouldn’t have come up at all.

and I honestly think you both deserve it.

…..You moved out and he moved in, Haha.

Have fun with your paranoid man-baby who needs to attack anyone you express uncertainty to.

Have fun slowly being isolated until he’s the only person you have left.

Have fun with all the shit you set yourself up for.