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@libertxne
"You must not have air conditioning because I'm your fan and you're turning me on."
"I'd hate to see what I'd do to you once I actually start trying" he smiled, an utterly innocent expression settling on his face thereafter.
"What are you doing tonight? Besides me?"
An amused smirk played on his lips as he looked at the other, "Oh I'm sure we could keep one another occupied all night long, should we ever have need to."
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Terrible Pick-Up Lines Meme
"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."
"Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."
"Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?"
"Hey, want to play house? I could be the door, and you could slam me all night long."
"How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"
"I do floors, doors, windows, and you."
"I wish you were a screen door, so I can slam you all day long."
"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"
"Is that crotch sweat, or are you just happy to see me?"
"If I was a skateboard and you were a ramp, I would grind you all night."
"If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you."
"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"
"I’m tired. You’re tired. Let’s sleep together!"
"Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked."
"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."
"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, 'Fuck it'."
"My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it."
"Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw."
"That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."
"Wanna play some football? We can both be skins."
"What are you doing tonight? Besides me?"
"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."
"You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you."
"You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside of you."
"You must not have air conditioning because I'm your fan and you're turning me on."
"You remind me of my pink toe; you're small, you're cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight."
"You wanna go skinny dipping in my water bed?"
❝ Take my hand. ❞
For someone who felt obligated to help, he hated accepting it himself. It felt somehow demeaning for a hero to let somebody else bail him out of tricky situations. Of course all he'd really done was trip over his own feet, a less than graceful accident. He looked up at the stranger offering his hand, "Thank you."
❝ To be honest, I forgot you were even here. ❞
"Positively charming, aren’t you?” He tilted his head, gaze trained on the other male as if trying to encipher his thoughts. “And here I thought I was unforgettable.”
{For Kyoya;} ❝ You need my what ? ❞
Such an unfortunate circumstance, there on the ground lay a man, shot in the leg, a group of people gathering around him. "Your belt," he repeated, exasperation clear in his voice this time. Were these people hard of hearing? Wonderful. Thorne straightened up and held out a hand, fingers wiggling expectantly. "Come on, chop chop, the bleeding won't stop itself. It'd be a shame if the poor man lost his leg don't you think?"
jxboah:
She forced a smile, glancing at the taller male and nodded agreeing with his words, she knew she wasn’t actually alone - she simply felt that way. “I know. I have my family and friends but i still feel alone. Do you know that feeling?”
"Of course," he mused quickly, head tilting to the side as he studied her, "simply a part of being human, because no matter how many people surround you, or how close to someone you get, at the end of the day all you're truly left with are your thoughts, and the mind can be a very lonely place." A split second of melancholy, before he flashed her a smile, "Trick is not to let it consume you."
abscondituxs:
His voice, sudden, disembodied at first startles her. sends a shiver down her spine until she moves the stream of light to rest on his figure. Human. Well, at least he looks it. She can’t be too sure these days. It takes a moment for her to take his appearance in, tall, dark, and handsome, what the hell was mr. right doing in a place oh so wrong? Still, he’s asked her a question, and if she stands there any longer simply staring things would seem weird. “Oh, I uh—” quick abigail, think! “I’m looking for my bracelet, I think I dropped it here earlier” it’s not a complete lie, but its not exactly the truth either. Sure she’d lost her bracelet and sure, it’d been somewhat special to her, but that was over a week ago, and it wasn’t still going to be laying around in the grass now was it? “What—” play the innocent young girl Abigail. meep “w-what are you doing out so late?” She shifts her weight from left to right, repositioning her footing. The leaves crunch beneath her feet and she hopes it’s enough to mask the sound of the adipose hidden in her backpack.
Startling a girl, however young she was, had certainly not been his intention. Though he couldn't stop a slight smile pulling at the corners of his lips against his will. Oh he'd seen all sorts roaming the streets at this time of night, their reasons mainly unsavory and not worth a second thought from the man.
"A bracelet? Oh dear that's a shame, chances are somebody already claimed it, you know what the streets are like at this time, hm" he said quietly, slowly nodding his head as he took in her appearance. "I do hope it wasn't some kind of family heirloom."
Masters of deceit had a knack for spotting fellow kin of the trade, and something seemed very off about the whole thing. Thorne shrugged, head tilting to look at her through hair falling across his forehead, "Work brings me out here" he answered calmly, tone giving out no more than necessary.
I am a warrior, and an assassin. I do not dance.
Spoil sport. Thorne frowned, eyebrows pulling together to express his distaste. He couldn't honestly say he enjoyed it either, but it was necessary at such occasions. "I happen to know assassins love formal dances, now don't be such a killjoy and dance before someone less dashing forces you to, hm?"
❝ Take those headphones off, right now ! ❞
Oh how he hoped his ears were deceiving him, that a complete stranger hadn't just ordered him to remove his own headphones. The audacity to even approach someone who clearly had no desire whatsoever for making small talk, hence the silent headphones ploy in the first place, took him aback, for a second leaving him to stare at the male. "Unless you're going to have me hanged, drawn, and quartered for wearing headphones, I'm going to say no."
Guardians Of The Galaxy qoutes meme---Send One for my muse's reaction
❝ I wasn’t paying attention. I was thinking of something else. ❞
❝ This wasn't the plan. ❞
❝ Take those headphones off, right now ! ❞
❝ What a bunch of a-holes. ❞
❝ To be honest, I forgot you were even here. ❞
❝ You just want to suck the joy out of everything ! ❞
❝ I need that guy's leg ! ❞
❝ I am Groot ! ❞
❝ We are just like Kevin Bacon ! ❞
❝ Dance off, Bro! Me and you ! ❞
❝ They wanted to eat you ! ❞
❝ Take my hand. ❞
❝ I look around, and you know what I see ? Losers ! ❞
❝ Ain't nothing like me 'cept me. ❞
❝ Behold ! ❞
❝ I will no longer be your slave ! ❞
❝ Who put the sticks up their butts ? ❞
❝ I have part of a plan. ❞
❝ Bring it down ! ❞
❝ I hated you the least. ❞
❝ I remember your family. ❞
❝ Do not speak for me ! ❞
❝ We've all got dead people ! ❞
❝ You need my what ? ❞
❝ Ninja turtle better stop poking me ! ❞
❝ There's a little pee coming out of me. ❞
❝ I've come to bring you to my master. ❞
❝ Where did you learn to do that ? ❞
❝ I am a warrior, and an assassin. I do not dance.❞
❝ Is that what she’s been filling your head with ? Sentiment ? ❞
❝ They got my dick message ! ❞
❝ I’m distracting you, you turdblossom ! ❞
❝ We.Are.Groot. ❞
"It's now or never, what are you gonna do?"
"Me? Don't you mean we?" To jump or not to jump, that is the question. One swift recce of their surroundings and a quick calculation later, Thorne found himself standing on the ledge of a roof, arms folded across his chest as if the building had absolutely no right to lack a fire escape. "Hesitation can get you killed, you know. And now, we jump. Just don't fall, that'd be quite unfortunate."
"What have I done?..."
"Ruined something" he stated simply, dark eyes darting across his windshield for additional cracks. "Inevitable though really, everything is made to be ruined. Revel in it, enjoy it. Next time you might not get off as lightly."
"What have I done?..."
Perhaps it was denial, shock, maybe her mind hadn't yet wrapped itself around the act she had just unwillingly committed. Thorne knew the feeling all too well, but it'd pass, if she accepted it. "If you need to ask me, then I can't help you."