I had a dream last night where I was joining the stage crew for an ace attorney stage production and the actors/costumes for Phoenix and Edgeworth looked like this for some reason? Underneath was some wooden structures so make them so wide and boxy and I vividly remember getting an xray view of Phoenix's jacket and attached to the sholder structure were these wooden extender things
So I can only assume that his arms needed to be really long at some point. His legs were just fully bird legs with pants on. Edgeworth was so squat. Visually it was a mix between the ace attorney style and live action. Specifically the bird feet were just actual real life bird feet.
My pov person and the stage manager had a little song arguing because I didn't like that there was dancing.















