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"...The one time I fucked up so horribly and you weren't even there for it. I'm never going to live down such a minor mistake, I know."

#;;akechi: survival #oraclememehacker

oraclememehacker asked: ❛ how about we plan a game night this weekend? ❜

Hastily hides her phone, covering the screen with a pillow. The deer-in-headlights look remains, until she sees an older console on a shelf. Relief washed over her, since Haru was worried someone had seen what kind of games she had been indulging in.

"Oh...OH! You mean retro, couch co-op games! I was thinking it was...something else."

#when Mun plays love and deep space and panics on behalf of Haru #oraclememehacker

sent from @oraclememehacker:

"I bet you are nice and warm and cozy in bed, and also an absolute freak in the sheets."

Send me what you think my muse would be like in bed and they’ll respond.

"I. . !" She's usually pretty resilient to teasing, but the contrasting mental images of her being both sweet and soft and a freaky, spirited deviant takes her off-guard. ". . .you've spent too much time on the internet!" She's barely even held a guy's hand, much less been in bed with one.

#striving towards splendor (in character)#oraclememehacker #suggestive

"Okay, first of all-"

"If Isshiki-san was a murderer, I'm pretty sure I'd know. Won't get into the specifics as to why, secret identity and all, but... just trust me, okay?"

"Secondly, if you're going to throw criminal accusations like that around, you'd better back it up with some evidence. Because if there's one thing I won't abide by, it's... a lot of things, but one of them is definitely slander."

"And lastly, if you make her daughter cry with your baseless claims-"

"Start. Running."

#verse unspecified;#oraclememehacker #dash commentary

@oraclememehacker replied to your post “Anonymous asked; Dark Knight? Kinda over the top,...”:

"Dark Knight? You'd never be as good as Cecil Harvey."

Why would I want to be him when Kain Highwind is right there? Think, Sakura!~

#oraclememehacker #(detective's crack cases)#((lol nerdy bitch fights XD))

Futaba bites, or tries to playfully bite Akira randomly. Because she is a goblin.

"Hey now, you can't go replacing Morgana like that. I'm his biting toy." Most times he lashed out when Akira refused to follow his adivce or nightly sleeptime orders. Sometimes it happened if Akira scritched behind his ears a little too much or too hard. Mona's irritation was always physically known, and it usually ended with claw marks and punctured bite wounds somewhere on Akira's arms or face. Thankfully Futaba's chomp wasn't hard enough to break skin.

"Lemme guess, you're bored and need a bit of enrichment, am I right?"

#ic #Akira #oraclememehacker #((bite and gnaw bite and gnaw))

"Teenagers will be teenagers..."

He's gotten used to their behavior at this point.

#ic #Zenichi #dash commentary #serandipity #agloryofuniicorns #oraclememehacker #((this 40ish year old man is just tired #you kids go have fun with your 69s and whatever else you meme about))

"Sakura-san! It feels like it's been forever."

When Toshiro finally made his way back to the real world after believing he might not ever see it again, he knew he might not be able to see the Phantom Thieves for a long time. With what he planned to do - and has done, now- exposing his father's crimes, as well as accepting his own responsibility for staying silent for so long - he'd known that his life would quickly become a chaotic one.

But to call it merely a scandal would be putting it lightly. With the constant attention and scrutiny he was suddenly subjected to, under fire with criticism from all directions and having sent ripples of shock through the entire country - he didn't want to subject those kids to any potential negative attention that might come from being associated with him.

It might've been fine, of course, but it wasn't worth the risk. Anyway, the media had had enough of a field day trying to figure out the truth behind his abrupt disappearance alone, coming up with all kinds of crazy, ridiculous theories... though of course, none even as close to as crazy as the truth. The thought makes him laugh. ...They really have no idea.

But he couldn't keep the poor kids worried any longer after seeing firsthand how worried they were for him. In particular, he's especially glad to be able to meet with Futaba today. He's grateful to each and every one of the Thieves, and they've all wormed their way into his heart, of course, but when he thinks back on his time in the Kingdoms... often, it's Sakura's words to him that he remembers the most.