#orangina

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Thinking again about orangina deer mom and her human kids

[cosmonautroger]

Orangina

[retrogeographie]

Montigny-les-Vesoul, Pizzeria motel de la prairie.

[fidjiefidjie]

Eh ! C’est quoi le texte ? "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

La pub Orangina 🤣 Le flipper

Agence :Young & Rubicam

Réalisateur: Alain Chabat

👋 Bel après-midi

[flipflopflying]

Orangina

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[circusofkea]

Can we buy Sleep Token Merch? 👉👈

We have Sleep Token Merch at home. 🦩

The Sleep Token Merch:

[ID:A picture of a water glass with clear glass straw filled with ice cubes and an orange liquid. The glass has a pink flamingo design and the straw inside the glass has a detachable plastic cap that's also a pink flamingo. EndID]

[fuckmybrucespringsteenlife]

I realize this is absolutely not the point of this blog, but I would just like to point out how totally unhinged the Orangina mascot is.

I can't decide which is my favorite: the slutty plants, the zebra that escaped from the set of a 1980s Italian variety program, or the hyper-realistic photo manipulations that appear to show very bland, middle-aged men getting lap dances from anthropomorphized animal strippers. There is also a charming burlesque penguin from a bygone era.

I think I drew too broadly by describing the plants as slutty. Of course, the bamboo shoot is very slutty, this is a given. The lavender, on the other hand, appears to be simply confident in her sensuality as she reclines in bed. The cactus is really more of a femme fatale and the hibiscus, obviously, is Marilyn Monroe - as one would expect. But the palm tree with her flaky, palmy skin, is clearly a nymphomaniac, running down the street while undressing. Or she's supposed to be Anita Ekberg in La Dolce Vita. Either way, this is complete madness.

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