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Str8aura, as seen in:

The Transitive Rag #1

Voice of Dog

Schlock Magazine (August 2026)

Once Upon A Crocodile #19

#my posts #you may know me from such roles as

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I recall a fic that argued, in lieu of any other magic powers, Rarity poured basically all of her points into being really fucking good at telekinesis, because she needs surgical precision in sewing and it helps her a ton in combat

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#im so stoked to see this when it comes out dude #ive loved the idea for months since you first posted it #animal jam

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Look I'm not going to the theatres to confirm this but before I do I just wanna share a brainwave I just had.

Jax Digitalcircus is Marge Simpson's mother.

My main piece of evidence is as follows:

We know that this moment was traumatic enough for Marge that it played a significant role in her fear of flying. But trauma can happen at any age. While Marge developed that feat of flying, it is just as reasonable that Mrs. Bouvier could associate cornfields (and thus corn) with terrible experiences. Even with his mind altered, this response from corn would be the same.

Point the second: We do not know the depths to which Caine messed with people's minds and memories. While we can throw around 57 as much as we want, it is important to consider that while the rest of you have been headcanoning him as trans in every which direction (yay yippee :3), what we failed to consider is that he's been a cis woman this whole time. His fragile and complicated relationship with masculinity and his body may be rooted in the alterations made to his mind to make him a man. Their typical outfits are also similar in a way: it's not unreasonable to believe Caine may have taken some inspiration.

Is this theory flimsy? Maybe. Or maybe, in some episode somewhere, Mrs. Jacqueline Bouvier found an old headset and well, you know the rest.

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This aged like fine wine

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str8aura I love you but the episode was already out when I posted this. If anything this aged like raspberries

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I just like to lie

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Look I'm not going to the theatres to confirm this but before I do I just wanna share a brainwave I just had.

Jax Digitalcircus is Marge Simpson's mother.

My main piece of evidence is as follows:

We know that this moment was traumatic enough for Marge that it played a significant role in her fear of flying. But trauma can happen at any age. While Marge developed that feat of flying, it is just as reasonable that Mrs. Bouvier could associate cornfields (and thus corn) with terrible experiences. Even with his mind altered, this response from corn would be the same.

Point the second: We do not know the depths to which Caine messed with people's minds and memories. While we can throw around 57 as much as we want, it is important to consider that while the rest of you have been headcanoning him as trans in every which direction (yay yippee :3), what we failed to consider is that he's been a cis woman this whole time. His fragile and complicated relationship with masculinity and his body may be rooted in the alterations made to his mind to make him a man. Their typical outfits are also similar in a way: it's not unreasonable to believe Caine may have taken some inspiration.

Is this theory flimsy? Maybe. Or maybe, in some episode somewhere, Mrs. Jacqueline Bouvier found an old headset and well, you know the rest.

str8aura-no-not-that-one

This aged like fine wine

#simpsons #the amazing digital circus