The one you see first

You'll probably just call me Str8aura in your head. She/her. Fallout Equestria enjoyer. Music appreciator. ART: @str8aura-draws-horses-and-stuff.

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Str8aura, as seen in:

The Transitive Rag #1

Voice of Dog

Schlock Magazine (August 2026)

Once Upon A Crocodile #19

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Oh Baby You Know Thats A Cloverfield If I Ever Saw One Mm Baby Thats A Cloverfield Right There Got Damn Right There I see With My Eye Balls

[tardigradetheking]

so how was the cloverfield?

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

I finally have all my housepets books together on one bookshelf so I'm gonna sleep in my bed with them tonight

[rockergiirl]

writing trope of a spiritualistic woman who is very free love body positive and ok with like going around naked and such but who doesn't have a conventionally attractive body

[rockergiirl]

please i beg you

its good and all to explore the idea that bodies are not inherently sexual, but i feel like you're kind of undermining your own point by casting a conventionally attractive actor to play the character

like yay for body positivity, but her being naked isn't really saying we should be accepting of human bodies its just softcore porn

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Oh Baby You Know Thats A Cloverfield If I Ever Saw One Mm Baby Thats A Cloverfield Right There Got Damn Right There I see With My Eye Balls

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Im just saying;

the release years for each film would be 08, 16, 18, 26

1's tagline was 'Something has found us', Paradox's tagline was 'Something arrived', this film's tagline is 'Something is happening at Oak Street'

This would be the second film titled after a street. the working title was even Flowervale Street, another plant reference.

ANOTHER FUCKING LIGHT IN THE SKY LIKE IN PARADOX AND LANE

The protagonists are called the Platt family. Hud's last name in 1 was Platt. Last names frequently recur in this franchise, like Stambler

The logo font is so fucking similar

I was wrong about Underwater, I was wrong about Overlord, and I was wrong about A Quiet Place, but this is gonna be the one!

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

I don't want to talk about it.

[momosweetpeach]

Maybe don't pick fights with teenagers

[foundonpluto]

currently procrastinating hair wash day…….

[otrebot]

Growing pains

[otrebot]

She-Hulk

[masonworlds]

it might save ur life

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[sendryl]

[uberguber89]

🎶How Do You Solve A Problem Like Green Goblin🎶

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

so for this segment, if you walk off the platform before doing a jump, Susie will think Kris has basically walked off the edge of a cliff

and then she jumps right after them before she knows it's safe to do so.

(also there's a compilation of tons of platforming dialogue here! guarantee you'll find something you haven't seen)

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Uh oh.

[renaldmarlene]

i forgot to post on this website any . look at this

technically made for an au swap thing which is totally not super easy to tell who noelle swaps with here

[changelingcoded]

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

[changelingcoded]

drawing it made me realize this one might be a unique experience

[changelingcoded]

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

[emjots]

[lamignonette]

[sloanecerity]

i really need everyone to trust me and watch hundreds of beavers on tubi. do not look anything up about it. just watch hundreds of beavers. carve out 2 hours, watch hundreds of beavers. get some friends to watch it with you. it's, an unreal movie. it's so fucking ridiculous and great. watch hundreds of beavers.

you're gonna think "sloane, are there really hundreds of beavers?"

i'm gonna tell you now. there ARE hundreds of beavers, and you will not believe what happens with all those beavers

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.