The one you see first

You'll probably just call me Str8aura in your head. She/her. Fallout Equestria enjoyer. Music appreciator. ART: @str8aura-draws-horses-and-stuff.

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Str8aura, as seen in:

The Transitive Rag #1

Voice of Dog

Schlock Magazine (August 2026)

Once Upon A Crocodile #19

[pocket-deer-belly]

moomin is fatfur

[viralfrog]

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

does this to you, okay?

[despazito]

[gammelgaedda]

Ceratopsian <3

[axziom13]

[raccoon-coded]

I probably should have saved this post for Valentine's Day but oh well idc

Artist: Mystic Nix

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[theoriginalmeep]

[hymneminium]

#oh my god did gallagher just discover the term dank this is so exciting #does he know it's a weed thing?? there's no way right

Of course Peter Gallagher knows that "dank" is a weed thing. He also knows that "in heat" is a sex thing and that when aliens "probe" someone it's in the anus.

These are words, not things. Heathcliff is a comic about symbols.

You're never going to get a comic where an alien actually probes someone any more than you're going to get a comic where the Man-Eating Giant eats a man. You're just going to get a dozen comics where aliens like the word "probe".

Heathcliff wears the ham helmet because it's the helmet you wear when you eat a ham. You can tell it's that helmet because it says "ham" on it. The helmet's function is determined not by its form but by its label.

summer = beach = sand = desert = mummy and thus there is the Summer Mummy. Because of symbolic associations that do not otherwise cohere.

Robots don't wear clothes but the mere act of labeling them "nude" makes them nude. And once a painting is a nude painting there has to be a fig leaf because a "nude" without a "figleaf" is "indecent".

A "ham" is a ham even when it's a car. A yam can be a ham can be a car because "yam" sounds like "ham". Symbols have overtaken things.

[fuck-customers]

[beemovieerotica]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Oh Baby You Know Thats A Cloverfield If I Ever Saw One Mm Baby Thats A Cloverfield Right There Got Damn Right There I see With My Eye Balls

[tardigradetheking]

so how was the cloverfield?

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

I finally have all my housepets books together on one bookshelf so I'm gonna sleep in my bed with them tonight

[rockergiirl]

writing trope of a spiritualistic woman who is very free love body positive and ok with like going around naked and such but who doesn't have a conventionally attractive body

[rockergiirl]

please i beg you

its good and all to explore the idea that bodies are not inherently sexual, but i feel like you're kind of undermining your own point by casting a conventionally attractive actor to play the character

like yay for body positivity, but her being naked isn't really saying we should be accepting of human bodies its just softcore porn

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Oh Baby You Know Thats A Cloverfield If I Ever Saw One Mm Baby Thats A Cloverfield Right There Got Damn Right There I see With My Eye Balls

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Im just saying;

the release years for each film would be 08, 16, 18, 26

1's tagline was 'Something has found us', Paradox's tagline was 'Something arrived', this film's tagline is 'Something is happening at Oak Street'

This would be the second film titled after a street. the working title was even Flowervale Street, another plant reference.

ANOTHER FUCKING LIGHT IN THE SKY LIKE IN PARADOX AND LANE

The protagonists are called the Platt family. Hud's last name in 1 was Platt. Last names frequently recur in this franchise, like Stambler

The logo font is so fucking similar

I was wrong about Underwater, I was wrong about Overlord, and I was wrong about A Quiet Place, but this is gonna be the one!

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

I don't want to talk about it.

[momosweetpeach]

Maybe don't pick fights with teenagers