#orberrie03

[cephalokidsplatz]

viantastic...

vian has been concerning me... ever since he teamed with time travel, he suddenly pulled out a Planty&Em and Rextastic! thing... past and future... now he made a rap about his life to keep himself together without escapism...

thats the second fandom drama i seen today in splatoon 2 next to undertale

[cephalokidsplatz]

ITS DECIDED

i love both but since i like to egg houses im on team chaos hahahhahahahahahhahahaha

i watched aggretsuko, ITS JAPAN TOO

[cephalokidsplatz]

i dont like what hi der and FunGang are saying about the final fest coming next month

“basically undertale vs. deltarune???” bingbatzz thought

i overheard this

hi der: order is good. you get to have choices and do the right thing.

FunGang: no, chaos. chaos means no rules, break free

Jev&Kat: because i can do anything

hi der: discipline is what you need in order to get to a successful future. you’ll have many jobs like my owner. choices need to be gone over and you’ll have to make sure to think of the consequences.

FunGang: nahhh, rather end up in the jungle and do survival mode on minecraft, find a chest or two

me: GUYS THIS IS SPLATOON 2 WE’RE TALKIN ABOUTNOT HECKIN TUNDERAL OR RULTADUN STOP AND FOCUS THIS IS THE FINAL FEST DONT RUIN IT

FunGang: made fun of our game i see

hi der: you’ll get used to it

Jev&Kat: PLAY THE CARDS AND CHOOSE O N E

[cephalokidsplatz]

WAAAHHHH I CANT PLAY THE SIWTCH UNTIL MY OWNER COMPLETES SCHOOLLLL

OOOOOMMMIIIII,,,!!!

[cephalokidsplatz]

Rules to be the friendly kid who always ends up being the highest level in the server!

Wanna go easy and playful on the kids that are under your level (exclude those who are half your level)?

Ink first to gather up your special! If its defense armor, release it right away and always to protect your team! Save special until last minute! (I always use mine only once unless i get a bad mood from recent trauma!)

Play hide and seek until the last minute! If caught, continue turfing or keep hiding! Be the hero and save your ground as fast as you can! (This is a speed challenge!)

Play chase! Press B and ZR to make hopping ink spots! SR for burst bomb spots! When anxious, jump back to spawn!

Tenta Missile Frenzy! Let the kids dodge your missiles!

Beacon Buddy!

Booyah Bomb Supporter without splatting kids with the TK Splattershot Pro!

Fizzy Bombs only!

Curling Bomb only! Surf up some curling bombs to gather specials while aiming players at the same time!

Basically, subweapons only!

Be fair and square with a big GG!

Dress silly to entertain the kids! (mountain chilly coat’s a bad time idea dont use it)

Mad but you still want to be friendly? Okay, here’s angry yet soft moves you can do to express your rage (so you dont end up like that one dude who kicks tables, i’m a spectator in his livestream btw so i dont talk there)

Alternate weapons for people who wants to get on your level someday like an Inner Agent 3 boss! Set a pattern and a routine to get started! (My pattern is TK charger, TK roller, Foil Squeezer, Splattershot for a minigame of hide and seek, repeat! Routine is going one path and then start turfing from there! I change routine once people start gaining on me!)

Alternate weapons but your subweapons stays the same! Keep pushing your joystick on the right side of the console (the button that initiates your special) and equip comfortable weapons with the same subweapon! Same applies to specials. Similar to easy mode, but you’re more mad and want to splat some people without ZL-itis!

Be sans undertale??? Wear a Worker Head Towel, Mountain Chilly Coat, and Pearl’s New Lace-up Shoes to resemble pink slippers. Uhh, just take your kid to a convention or trick or treating, then dress them as your most favorite/hated character.

Here are ways to respond to someone who starts to get annoyed with you following any of the above! Initiate responses after 1-3 “This Way!” or “Booyah!” shouted next/close to you:

If you’re on any random spot, shout, “Booyah! This Way!” (Yeah, I know what i’m doing! Now, keep turfing!)

If you’re on the spawn pad, shout, “This Way! Booyah!” (Don’t mind me, kids! You’re doing great!)

“Booyah!” back!

follow the hashtag #splatoon: communication guides for more ways to find what it means when your teammate’s trying to talk to you!

[cephalokidsplatz]

Two Prestiges, Two Guards, and the Octo Girl

(( I wanna share a story of what happened to me before I could tell you what happened to Vrberrie.

I was at a baby shower’s party. It wasn’t fun at all. There were too many kids without discipline. They were allowed to play dodgeball and hit each other as many times as they want. Of course, when I came in as the oldest, they started attacking me as if I was their beating bag. They splatted me so much I had to dive into depression. They were only 8-12 years old. They never mentioned Fortnite, but did mention gun-shooting games such as GTA and CoD. Luckily, the ball’s plastic, but it still hurts my physical and mental health very much (I can get sick from negative energy suckers). Seriously, did you really want to break my glasses, i’m BLIND. But, I refused to fight back. I refused to act like a total splatoon maniac and go sans undertale on them. I just stood like the inklings leaning against the wall on Inkopolis Square with frowning expressions. I got jealous of a boy who even climbed up a tree nobody gave a FRY about. People would beat and worry about me if I climbed a tree on my own without consent. Finally, I left and felt relieved.

The next day at night, I pulled out my switch and got traumatized to that party, because Vrberrie went through the same thing.))

i feel so traumatized because of what happened to my owner AND me. The other day, my owner got hurt, and then the next day after that, it was my twin sister! Vrberrie03 isnt a good idea when you’re with two prestiges just trying to have fun and hopping around with each other. here’s what she said:

“i thought they were hosting a party, but it seemed it was just for them only. And i only realized it after 4-5 matches. so i stopped. i went to go on my own and do the objective of turf war and tried not to disrupt them. suddenly, they attacked me. they hurt me more as much as how our owner got hurt at that party. the afro boy did not like me at all and thought i was competing with his friend only because I had a charger on my hand like him. no, i love my toni kensa charger! i main it, i did not want to challenge! ah, but it was too late. all i had to do was play chase and jump off the map to party with myself. i became more and more angry the more he keeps coming, i spammed thrice the Booyah. i hid on spawn base as they hit the spawn shield. guards were then recruited to kick me out. both were japanese, a octobrush and a heavy splatling remix. i still went to do the objective of turf war but they still block me not to move. booyah bombs, dualie, all at ME. suddenly, i could not take it no more. i threw burst bombs so they could try to splat me again. i started to scream in Booyah when i’m part of their team. i wanted to let them know i had enough. but then, i already know: that’s pointless to do. hi der taught me the need to take care of myself because someone does care. and that’s you, orberrie. you care, the owner’s family cares, and that is enough. i should not do stuff like that anymore, but i know it will grow stronger one day because pride is one dead hell of a sin. Once I see them again, i will just pretend i do not remember them. i will not pull out the charger, however— because that is how it all started.”

I thanked her that she got that suffering experience to make her stronger and gave her a goodnight hug.

[cephalokidsplatz]

HAHAHAHA BIG NOOB

eat it hi der, teleport won

you did your part stop crying and be glad

really though you did great shhh cmere *hug*

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I won’t be online tonight, hi der needs more sleep ;w;