Is today. National Convenience Store Day. And even if it isn't, it is. Of course it is. Who says it isn't? You? You barely count, Freddy. That's a lie. You count. You count the whole world! Oh my god (of many sizes and through many doors), I love you, Freddy!
Frolic, Children of the Internet. At the very least, run from Saint Jay of the Fuck-Offs. He's a sad little person. Post Script: I've actually been working on the comic that Saint Jay comes from. How cool is that??? It's not!! AHAHAHA!
Go buy a Big Gulp, Freddy. Share the ocean of diabetes with some ants. It'll make you feel better. I feel better already! And I ate a hummus sandwich! So you know I'm right!!