Moving all Akimbo

I am the squid. It's a Mad Max Max Mad world. I'm Waldos! Late 30s, They/Them, my art blog is waldos-art. Is it funny? I'll probably reblog it. I forget to tag a lot, but sometimes I do tag. consistency? in this bitch? no.

[redstonedust]

i like when a story has multiple major characters who are extremely important to the plot and close to the protagonist but rarely talk to eachother. like its just relatable to me. who hasnt had a 'best friend of my best friend' relationship. a 'guy whos in all my group chats but i genuinely dont remember their name sometimes' relationship. now imagine going on a quest to save the world together. incredible vibes.

[inconsisstent]

I fear I've been infected with the bloodymary mindvirus. They're taking over me.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

my notifications are once again devolving into a spirited debate about the ethics of actions that could potentially make someone uncomfortable, and at risk of sounding like someone about to get a lot of irate anons I think we're frankly giving way too to much moral weight to hypothetical discomfort

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

the thing about discomfort is that it's an extremely nebulous category that can be triggered by virtually anything and that's far too broad a category to have any inherent moral quality to it. like. my mom was mad uncomfortable when I stopped shaving. that didn't mean I was doing violence against my mom it just meant she needed to get over herself. many such cases it must be said.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

there's not a single example I could give that's better than this

[cloverchameleon]

[saintlethanavir]

Simon wears Graces clothes and suddenly Grace gets +1billion psychic damage

[euphreana-reblogs]

I'm sorry but this concept is making me giggle so hard

[trashfishhh]

<Six Feet Under the Tree>(2/2)

Simon and Ava having a conversation.

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[trashfishhh]

<Six Feet Under the Tree>(1/2)

Simon and Ava having a conversation.

-Lots of personal character interpretation

-I don't know what I'm writing half the time...

-But after all, I just want them to finally sleep well after everything

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[sentennial]

three scenes about animals and facing the music

totally unrelated to one another, i’m sure

first two scenes are from the book, chapters 4 and 15, edited slightly for format

[pinkinink]

Morning on Erid

GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!

[illusion-of-sea-axes]

A lil shitpost I made in between my other bloodymary comics

[flairmintart]

Colored it!!

[katestewartt]

"Try our new AI tool", "Use ChatGPT", "Our AI assistant can help"

[ceevee5]

Polaris: “I’m an AI Princess. What are you?”

Logan: “I’m the Wolverine.”

[inlandwest]

[theeminentlyimpractical]

The best way I can explain why Asanthony is not Aziracrow to me without getting into the "soul" argument or whatever is: imagine them at a Chili's.

Aziracrow? That would be funny as fuck. Aziraphale discovers all the food is premade and just reheated and nearly goes into a fugue state but then unfortunately really enjoys the cajun pasta. He also orders a bloomin' onion and it shows up even though that's an Outback thing. Crowley complains that the only reason he agreed to this is because Panera is dead to him after they stopped serving the heart attack lemonade. He however then realizes that the Chili's takeaway menu features gallon-sized margaritas and promptly orders six of them.

Asanthony? idk man they'd probably like it?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

and they wont even know what to do when the crawling pope of 2058 is elected

[skippysy]

i need more drawing ideas T-T if you've got any im more than happy to draw your ideas!!

[hey-must-be-a-devilbetween-us]

THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE SMALLEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE, AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF FREE WILL, ONE MOLECULE OF SELF DETERMINATION.

Crowley: "Uuuh..."

YOU CAN'T SERPENT, IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN ALCHEMIZE THROUGH DESTRUCTION OR THAT SHE CAN WEAVE FROM STARDUST, ITS SOMETHING YOU MAKE TRUE BECAUSE PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT IT IS. YOU USED TO BE SO CLEVER CROWLEY.

Crowley: "Ack, ngk, well...I've just been having a rough time lately..."

YES, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR WEEPY PRINCIPALITY AND TAKE SOME BREAKFAST AND COLLECT YOURSELVES. Aziraphale:"...there is no where to have breakfast?" THERE IS, AS LONG AS THERE IS SOMEONE TO EAT IT, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEWHERE TO HAVE BREAKFAST, NOW GO ON, THESE TWO AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE A LONG CHAT ABOUT RESPONSIBILITY AND THROWING AWAY PETS WHEN WE'RE BORED OF THEM.