#orecchiacchiera

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i keep making characters who use they/them pronouns for religious reasons. the idea of devotional pronouns is just Neat to me. for some reason

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omw to my first ever endocrinology appointment. train is beautifully silent and cool. wearing my gay pastel jock quilt jacket. the vibes are good

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need a fucking talisman of Be Less Of A Dork to protect myself and others from me

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i adore feeding europeans jambalaya and forcefully expanding their minds. gotta be one of my favorite cultural exchange activities

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working list of things that would fix me:

testosterone

an embroidery machine

executive function

ten kosher dill pickles

air conditioning

the salt and vinegar chips from trader joe’s that were discontinued like 10 years ago

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mild shapeshifting powers

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today i will send not one, not two, but three terrifying emails. this combo will unlock my double-jump capabilities and you will find me on top of your apartment building, crouched in preparation for my next leap. i will be deep in concentration and any disturbances will break my streak. i ask for your patience at this time as i ascertain the full extent of my capabilities. thank you for letting me use your roof even though i forgot to ask first. my leg is aspeep

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gonna knit a penis! from a little yarn

gonna knit a penis using my two arms

gonna knit a penis, gonna see it through

gonna knit a penis and a ballsack, then i’ll have a packer too

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i want to join a cult. anyone round here running a good one?