#oreganol

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shout out to the guy who came to take a look at our fence and left his socket wrench set at our place years ago. we didnt have his contact info so we put it aside but he never came back for it and weve since moved so thanks for the free socket wrench set

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decided to try the platinum bleach kit to try and get my dye job to lean less green but my brassy undertones are too strong

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everyone always says "just split the pizza put the toppings you don't like on the other side you won't be able to taste them" and I've been saying for years that they still always leave a distinct taste on the entire pizza and today I was proven correct.

My sister gave me some leftover pizza and first bite I correctly identified that there were olives on the other half without so much as seeing it.

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I simply think you should be able to run into your mutuals at the grocery store

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sister and I saw a creeper dog toy at the dollar store the other day and picked it up for shits and giggles but Angel fucking loves it, it's her go to toy rn

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if I went back 12 years to when I first started my tumblr account and told that version of me I'd be asking for a vacuum for Christmas I think that would be less believable to them than the whole non binary thing

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its stupid hot and i dont own any good shorts that fit me but by god im gonna do this tourist shit if it kills me so ive broken out the one casual dress i own

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sucks when your bad roommate is also your sibling