#orevet

[audible-smiles]

OH THE JEWS okay gotcha

[bunjywunjy]

fun fact in the Talmud the rabbis mention pickle juice being consumed as a "refreshing drink" in the same vein of modern sports drinks

same principle, plus Pickle Juice Good

[justfairythings]

a year ago I was on a walk and came across police tape tied around some trees in a ring off the side of the trail. a few trees weren't connected by the tape, but there were mushrooms sprouted between those trees. I would have waltzed right in look around if not for the mushrooms, and the whole thing gave off such an eerie vibe. we know to avoid fairy rings made of mushrooms, but who'd suspect police tape?

oh shit they’re evolving, they understand that all police tape is gonna do is make you more interested

you’re smart, keep it up

[lorsanbitch]

antis: reylos are all straight women lmao my enby ass: what's up fuckos I'm just waiting for some fifteen year old to tell me I'm basically a straight woman bc I'm mostly attracted to men and not masc/butch enough to pass as male myself

yupppppp bullshit at its finest

[onenicebugperday]

proposal: naming a pet member of any of the plain brown fluffy species of tarantula 'Chewbacca'. I don't currently have the means to own a rancho so I'm putting this idea out into the world for others to use. you're welcome.

Excellent advice for future fuzzy tarantula owners.

[brainstatic]

orevet replied to your photo “It’s totally cool how the official White House twitter is pushing...”

isn't that Nazi chart also basically the chart from "Idiocracy"? luv how people still bring up that movie like it isn't straight up advocating eugenics

Idiocracy actually bares a striking resemblance to a Nazi propaganda movie where an Aryan woman decides not to have children, and an angel comes to take her into the future where only bad people have reproduced, and everyone is a comical idiot. At the end she learns her lesson and promises to have kids.

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

orevet replied to your post: i-love-word-association-games: ...

Transphobic congresspeople: refuse to acknowledge that a trans congresswoman is indeed female you gremlins: this is funny and good somehow

Republican lawmakers still mad about the popularization of “Ms.” as a title: What if we just switched to gender-neutral terms of address all together, huh?  What then?

The congresswoman who tried to make this happen fifty fucking years ago and got called an uppity bitch for her trouble: Oh no.

The congresswomen really fucking sick of getting called ‘congresswoman’ every time a colleague can’t get away with calling her a bitch on the floor: Oh no.

The trans/nb delegates who think they’re too old to transition or come out, or who don’t believe their political careers would survive if they did: Oh no.

Everyone who didn’t want to listen to these assholes regularly ‘accidentally’ misgender Ms. Roem in the official record of proceedings: Oh no.

The nonbinary and genderqueer candidates lining up to take their seats next election: Oh no.

Basically they’re being pigfuckers about it, yes, but they’ve just pigfucked themselves into doing something that should have been done a really, really fucking long time ago but didn’t happen because they were being pigfuckers from a different direction at the time. 

Are their motives shitty?  Absolutely.  Is there a way to make them stop being shitty people with shitty motives?  Not really.  They can--and hopefully will--get turfed out of office or hounded by their constituents, but there’s no way to force them to have better intentions. 

But in the meantime, they’ve stripped gender markers out of something that never should have had gendered language to begin with in an attempt to shore up gender essentialism.  Maybe next time, they’ll kill Obamacare by instituting a universal single-payer health plan.

[reyloanthology]

hey, for the reylo art anthology, would you accept collage or glitch art (basically any kind of art that starts with a photo or screencap but finishes with a significantly altered end result) or will you only be accepting more conventional drawings?

No, we’re sorry. Those sorts of edits won’t be accepted. You can use photos as references, but any sort of photo editing involved in the actual render--even if significantly edited--aren’t permitted. Every part of the image must be drawn by yourself. Feel free to start off with your own art as the “photo” and manipulate that art, so that the final product is still all your handiwork. Thanks for asking!