#oriendi

[gingerrhd]

So like battleborn nostalgia am I right?

[battle-shitpost]

galilea: The enemy can be really aggressive. So it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.

oriendi: (blaring horns while running) GET FUCKED!!

- mod G

[battle-shitpost]

pheobe: Jesus Christ, is that a fucking gremlin? oriendi : No, I'm a human kid! pheobe: Whatever, just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight -mod G

[battle-shitpost]

ambra: why are you wearing glasses

oriendi: theyre for reading

ambra: I didn't know you could read

-mod G

[battle-shitpost]

ghalt: You got yourself a coffee?

melka: Yeah. Double espresso.

ghalt: A double espresso?

melka: Well, you’re one who’s telling me to like, try new things all the time.

ghalt : Yeah but I meant vegetables and stuff, not stimulants, you’ve never had caffeine before, I-

melka: Don’t get in a state. I only drank half of it.

ghalt: Oh. Okay.

melka: oriendi drank the other half.

ghalt: You let oriendi drink a double espresso??

oriendi: It tasted horrible to begin with, but then I added five spoonfuls of sugar and now I feel all zingy zangy zongy!

ghalt: Zingy. Zangy. Zongy.

oriendi: I feel like lightning!

ghalt: Oh my god.

-mod G

[battle-shitpost]

reyna: can you do anything but be anoying ? oriendi: *Screams*

-mod G

[battle-shitpost]

Headcanonn 5#

Au where geoff lives and insists on saying that oriendi is his spider daughter “Ah ori my spider daughter ! The best daughter! That’s what us spiders do, have brilliant daughters!! ”

[battle-shitpost]

Headcannon 8#

That robot that comes back in mikes boot camp thing ( you know the one wit no self preservation that gets chucked In the pit ) They gets adopted by oriendi and by that also geoff Happy robot spider fam