#original experience?

[cantspellsexywithoutexy]

Did anybody else know about Andreil before reading aftg, then started reading the books and thought "I must have read something wrong, clearly it's gonna be KevNeil not Andreil", then was flabbergasted by "Doesn't mean I wouldn't blow you" or was that just me?

[rxlpek]

Sometimes I yearn for a wii and that I had wii sports so that way I could have Rhett and Link as Miis then play Wii sports Baseball as them and then get mad at them for missing the ball.

[bedheadedbitch]

My tarot deck just called. It says I'm a pussy with attachment issues

Yearners are not earners, ladies.

[lovhyeon]

tfw its 4am and u js dropped the first part of a almost 40k word fic u been writing for over 2 months which u still arent satisfied w bc it doesng have the emotion and depth that u wanted 😒😒 but you been edging ur ppl abt it for WEEKS so u just drop it (obviously i made it as good at possible)

then u remember that u actuallg split it into two parts so then u can redeem urself in the 2nd part so its all actually no big deal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😹🤣🤣😹🤣🙏 guys please i promise i will redeem myself u aint readign 20k words of bullshit for nothing i promise 🙏🙏

[hisowntruly]

Do you guys ever have a good day and then like remember everything awful that’s ever happened to you and then just like cry for two seconds then play Fortnite then you feel better and then your day is still a good day?

[mylegendarygf]

me when i was 16 googling “jarvis cocker wikipedia” on the school computers for an excuse to look at him but look like i’m doing something academic

[melancholyangel333]

when someone goes on about how they love charli xcx but they've never been up at 3 am silently crying to wall of sound because of how much they love charli xcx