Vampire trying to get in, but the homeowner is really proud of his new porch
Vampire: "May I come in?"
Redneck-diy-father: "Well, I built this new porch in the back, wanna hang out there?"
V: "Ah, but I'd prefer to be out of the sun"
D: "That's no problem, just built in the cover just two days ago!"
V: "I'd just like to cool down inside, if you don't mind"
D: "No issue, I installed a great AC I found into the closed cover yesterday! I even just put in a drinks bar with ice this morning!"
V, under breath: "Oh my lord, this guy will not shut up about his deck, will he?"
D, either oblivious or uncaring: "I really wanna show it off, I put alot of work into it yknow?"














