#orimar vale

[owlinks]

captain's council (coloured ver.)

[krashlite]

...ok we can have ONE king

Hi you should listen to Campaign Skyjacks hi hey hey there hey listen, I'm so normal and entirely nonthreatening hey come closer hey-

[mpregnateyourocs]

the fact that orimar has never been to a black lily makes perfect sense when you consider he had polycule drama so bad he died and one of them turned into a crocodile man

[whalefallenn]

she jack off my sky til i kill god

[ulldraken]

Having to avoid spoilers when telling someone about a good show is so frustrating. What I want to say is that it's about:

- the Avatar, but with a third eye and visions of being the captain of a ship heading into battle against the anti-Christ of the seas

- that shitpost about a "doctor" who's actually just a necromancer

- a dead man caught between a love triangle and a god complex

- the reincarnated demigod of trans healthcare

- and the 7-foot-tall, nonbinary, fallen angel of judgment who has repressed the memory of having killed God and is somehow the most responsible and the mom friend of the bunch,

but most of that would be spoilers 😭

[fromthebunkers]

My favorite part of skyjacks is when Orimar said "its skyjacking time" and skyjacked all over the Mariner

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Unscripted Redemption Bracket — Round 4−1

Who is sexier?

Orimar Vale

Darryl Wilson

Voting ended onMay 18, 2025

Propaganda

Orimar Vale (Campaign: Skyjacks) (Boba Count: 3):

A "legendary pirate captain who cheated death in the name of defeating a colonial mega-corperation" - character description from their Twitter

#the man has such an incredible swagger #and has canonically had many lovers who are varying degrees of obsessed w him

Darryl Wilson (Dungeons & Daddies: Seasons 1–2) (Boba Count: 2):

Darryl is big, strong, overweight, Catholic, and struggling with his sexuality. He makes me lose my M I N D.

6'1" with a beard and he can lift a teenager to safety with one arm. He's been married 20 years and he can't remember the last time he felt loved. BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!

Mod Note: This is only the Darryl Wilson from the podcast Dungeons & Daddies. Do not vote on the basis of any other Darryl Wilson.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Darryl Wilson (Dungeons & Daddies: Seasons 1–2):

darryl wilson you sexy sexy man

[no-more-dead-dogs]

day two of @skyjacksweek is cards/victor. obviously travis was the clearest option, so instead i did the man the myth the orimar. yayayay