#orinmour

[scriv3lloirl]

Wtf is my dentist doin rn bro

(shout-out t' th' 2012 Westdale Production fer ref.)

Reference lol

[scriv3lloirl]

can you draw a scene from now (it’s just the gas) if you haven’t 😁 it’s my favorite songf

GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF HIS MOUTH.

[scriv3lloirl]

“hot” take but i don’t think seymorin counts as a proship. sure, it’s not really my cup of tea, but the fact that it isn’t all sunshine and rainbows shouldn’t immediately deem it problematic.

I sorta answered this in a previous ask, but accordin t' a lot of reddit forums, TikTok n other online medias—any sort of problematic pairin is deemed as a "proship." (If anyone wants t' weigh in, please, be my guest.)

So, in th' case of Seymorin: there's a pronounced power imbalance, th' whole poor vs rich thing. As well as Orin bein a notorious abuser. Somethin very obvious.

N who's t' say that, in a relationship, he wouldn't be jus as horrible t' Seymour as he is wit Audrey?

(If you wanna squint... Some folks might even say there's an age gap there? But that's purely based on headcanon since, regardless, they're both consentin adults n can do whatever they want.)

Seymour's relationship with Orin is based purely on fear n resentment. (In canon.)

He desperately wants to be in his place, t' be wit Audrey, n make his way out of Skid Row. If he were in Orin's place, he'd finally get his happiness. n, truly after very little persuasion by Twoey, decides t' get rid of him as an obstacle by murdering him.

Now, if we take a little look at th' fanon side of it all, many takes of their relationship do, in fact, acknowledge how problematic their relationship is, n what it's built on; mostly due t' th' fact that Audrey is involved in one way or another. Or if they play into th' time (1960s), Homosexuality was very illegal n labeled as a mental illness.

Seymorin is, n always will be, toxic yaoi™. There's no way t' not make it problematic n still in character.

However, I agree wit you. It's not a proship. Th' pro- in proship doesn't equal problematic. It jus means you're in favor of somethin, that you won't police someone pairin.

Ship n let ship.

[scriv3lloirl]

So erm :/ Someone told me you were a Seymorin shipper…. Erm you do know that can’t happen, right? They’re☝️both boys. Boys cant love other boys :/ please take down all your Seymorin posts expeditiously as to avoid spreading misinformation …..

You're both boys.. Boys can't love boys! BOYS CAN'T LOVE BOYS! BOYS CAN'T LOVE BOYS!! /ref

[scriv3lloirl]

Hi so actually I hope you know that you being a Semyorin shipper is very triggering to me because my exes name was Semyorin and he wasn’t bad to me I just didn’t like him so like can you I don’t know maybe think about other people

[If it isn’t abundantly obvious im being funny haha, a silly goober if you will, my jester bells are jingling as we speak [they operate on Polar Express rules, only the most whimsical can hear the jingling]]

I'm so sorry t' hear about yer' ex, Semyorin.. that is th' ugliest name ever. Their parents must hate them. Anyway, Seymorin peak.

[scriv3lloirl]

Isn't seymorin a proship??????? Lmao are you a proshipper????

Sure.