#orions-spawn

[vaxieon]

This took me entirely too long but thank u for inspiring me to draw my first AxZer0 thing

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

yo I would willingly scream with you about l4d for days, I love Nick and the squad and I have like 50 ideas for some zombo boys, like a witch boy (warlock?) based on that terrifying early concept art of a male witch. I'm slowly dying over this series, please send help

I’m into the idea of over time the SI just continuing to mutate until they barely resemble humans anymore. Chargers had some p great concept art too

[littlemissgeek8]

can we talk for one second about how Tommy somehow learned obscure martial arts. like???? he fights so.... WEIRD. i mostly say this with the time he pummeled that redneck lady's son in mind, because that's the only extended time he's fought somebody without a) being in possession of a machete b) being wrestled by Jason Voorhees or multiple men with Guns or c) fireman's carrying a person and slamming them into tables like he's in a WWE ladder match.

I can probably explain away his using wrestling moves by saying Tommy was a fan as a kid or whatever, but the fight with Junior is a bit out of place. Then again, Tommy’s characterization is all over the place throughout the 3 films so eh, what can you do? XD It is kind of sad to me that he doesn’t really get to do much physical stuff in part 6 because while part 5 isn’t nearly as bad as people claim it to be (the whole He’s Totally The Next Jason Y’all crap notwithstanding), I much prefer Thom Mathews as Tommy.

I still love the bit in part 5 where he throws the guy through the table though, that was pretty rad. XD

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

isaac clarke is the highest level of engineer because he's the meatiest, thiccest engineer the CEC has. his thicc is too great that they had to try and destroy him in the Ishimura and covered it up as a necromorph outbreak, but his near-death experiences only made him Stronger and Meatier.

The necromorphs weren’t actually attacking him, they were all just super desperate to suck his dick

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

what quantity of giant plush bananas would be too many to send to you

Implying there’s an unacceptable amount of giant plush bananas to send someone

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

i will PROTECT bambi with MY LIFE *brandishes an alligator* NO ONE WILL HURT HER

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

i want science to progress so i can inject liquid dead space directly into my brain so i dont have to deal with dead space 4 never being made

If they ever announce Dead Space 4 I will literally shit out my internal organs like a sea slug

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

the shape of water so good bro. i felt bad for my friends the whole time i was whispering "special boy special boy, cute boy" and shit like that every time he came on screen. at some point i just kept repeating "egg"

*Shoves hardboiled eggs in my pussy* come and get it