When I was about 3-4 years old I asked my mum at the shops if I could have some candy.
My mum politely said something along the lines of “That’s the American word, try using the proper word instead!”
This fucked up my speech patterns royally because I now pronounce words like “dance” and “chance” with a silly sounding “arn” sound.
All because I instead of asking for lollies, I asked for “carndy”.
Cheers mum.









