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I’m only horny for people that go to their public library regularly.

Misandry ≠ feminism

I got a bad grade in laundry I put a cashmere sweater in and it shrank, my new beach coverup that was a perfect sandy color is now gray, and my work t shirt somehow smells worse than then I put it in?

He’s giving me that she/they dick

Being an active fighter against any institution you disagree with requires you to be uncomfortable. Comfortable is where they want you to be.

#Amazon #Walmart #chatgpt #spotfiy #ai tech in general #Tesla #you can’t complain about people being billionaires when you don’t actively try to avoid using their products at all cost #be uncomfortable #it’s only for a while then you learn to live with out them

“Ai is the new innovative technology”

Why has no one invented a quiet leaf blower.

#no ai #fuck ai

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Every woman I’ve ever called my best friend has ghosted me

#we were like sisters #she didn’t accept who I was #she projected her anger on me #she compared herself to me and wanted me to pitt her #she wasn’t willing to put in the effort

I am the luckiest woman in the world

Idk what person needs to hear this but if you’re going on dates w someone and making out and fycking and holding hands you guys are dating and that is your bf/gf.

and if you’re unclear about that status TALK TO YOUR PARTNER and communicate clear boundaries and wants. If they align, congrats you have a bf/gf. If they don’t then say goodbye.

#amd hey maybe don’t go on hinge if you’re planning on moving across the country in a few months.#maybe just wait until you land in that new place ?

Am I the weird one for wanting a stable long term relationship or do people actually want these situationship things ??

What do you mean he’s not your boyfriend it’s been 3 months? He’s your roommate now!!??

What do you mean you don’t see the rest of your life with him it’s been 2 years? And you won’t break it off just yet because…?

What do you mean you really like him and hope he asks you to be his girlfriend you guys are all over each-other and he’s treating you right and you were the one that didn’t want to be exclusive yet and keep asking us if you should commit?

#we fucked on the third date and I was asking “what are we’#and we were clear neither of us wanted a situationship so we are going on dates and dating and making a commitment to eachother #to see if it will work long term #I wish the best for my girls

I will be without my laptop and iPad for 3 days man

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Remembered the McDonald’s app makes sense bc he mentioned writing poems about McDonald’s for a month straight

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He has every app on his phone actually

#I refuse to download any app unless absolutely necessary

I am so happy that my boss told a band that we weren’t using their shitty ai flyer and the one I made instead.

Keep being loud about ai hate!!!!

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He’s taking me to the woods

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He’s taking me to the woods

Every old woman is a grandmother

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