Nov 24, 2013
So i was doing my laundry today and i had a really big load and i didnt wanna make 2 trips and i was on the tile floor so i got on my stomach and started like inch-worming across the floor to the laundry room and my dog got so scared and he kept trying to take my flower crown but every time i moved he got scared and ran away so it wasn't really productive and then i tried to launch myself and my clothes in a final slide across the hall to the laundry room and then i broke my table. Literally guys this is my life right now.