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Hey y’all! This is Em AKA orusama dot tumblr dot com. Long story short, I accidentally deleted my account while trying to delete 70+ side blogs. W h o o p s . If we were mutuals, I’d really appreciate it if you could reblog this to help pass this on since it happened so suddenly!

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i can’t write long for crap the good news is though is that at bread school you can separate everything into 3 sentence paragraphs and get away with it bcs no one cares about proper writing there lmaoooo it’s so fake

That’s OUTRAGEOUS what the hell, is this the haiku’s sloppier cousin, do the Bread Disciplines include Advanced Poetry that gets mixed with the flour for a crispier crust? What the HECK

#orusama #Like no joke that sounds like a writing challenge I'm gonna try that #Bread-Style Fighting Prosery

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god i wish i could have you bullshit my school papers for me to meet the page count you have a Gift

Oi.

You tellin’ me I’ve got a unreasonable knack for inflating an innocent wordcount with a careful selection of made-up verbal bullshit?

I’m flattered, thanks.

#orusama #I hate writing papers because I'm haunted by the thought 'I hate wordcounts I'm too concise I'll never be able to reach the quota!'#and end up with 1.5 times what I needed so I'm like.#What do I do with this now. Where am I gonna put all these extra words

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I really hope you’re just collecting every single cut of pasta Barilla makes like life goals tbh

Any Italian worth his salt and extra-virgin oil must undergo the One Hundred And One Cuts Trial, which involves ingurgitating at least one carefully prepared plate of pasta for every single variety of the latter that exists on the local store’s shelves. It’s a rite of passage, the mark of adulthood and a deliberate way of shaping’s one way of life through the thorough understanding of semolina’s shapeless infinity of possible shapes.

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