boy you need to be diagnosed with so many things
“ Okay. Like what. ”
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boy you need to be diagnosed with so many things
“ Okay. Like what. ”
Mwah mwah!! <33
“ …mmrr… ”
Purring softly, kneading the air.
Fruits and vegetables go 🍓🍒🍎🍅🌶️🍉🍑🍊🥕🥭🍍🍌🌽🍋🍋🟩🍈🍐🫛🥬🫑🍏🥝🥑🫒🥦🥒🫐🍇🍆🍠🥥🥔
“ I like the.. strawberr- ”
Quickly being overtaken by the produce, little thinking noises on his copper as he's trampled to the floor by them.
Crazy anon weather we're having, huh??
“ Are… are they falling. From the… sky? ”
*throws pillows and blankets at him*
Already on the floor, he just gets pelted with them until he's under the pile. He doesn't peek back up, but the pile starts vibrating and purring.
Nibbles on your knob
Startled, taking a step back and tripping over his own feet resulting in him falling over with a loud clatter of his copper on the cave floor as he covered himself with all four arms.
“ D… don't… don't touch there. ”
Whatd ya do if a buncha bugs invaded ye?
“ I think. I would eat. Them. Or keep some. Or… or… ”
His eye goes wide- a crooked smile widening across his cracked mouth.
“ I had. An idea. What if… I put. Normal size bugs… on the Plane. With little contestants. And they had to fight them. So to the… contestants. They would be. Giant. Bugs. ”
Meow!
Eye goes wide.
“ Mrr… mrrreow. ”
His own meow sounds just like a large cat. Spot on, actually.