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Aw, Bristol's Sweetest Bitch is Back.

But baby, how long is this gonna last before you tumble right in front us? Now that your man candy's long gone, and army of skanks nowhere to be found; lets just hope you keep that bod in shape. Stay off the Kalteen bars, babe.

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Mark and Paddy goddammit.

Admit your love for each other now since Speedy Gonzales is out of the way.

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My, my.

Bristol do I have a story to tell you. If you were dumb enough to miss the Weston beach party; boy do I feel sorry for your unfortunate soul. First and foremost, let's give the lesbian, newly blonde McClair a fucking Nobel prize for the fabulous idea of sexual truth or dare. Gotta love drunk Brazilians right? With Maude Malone's newly au courant wardrobe (thanks to Bristol's own Spanish slut) the game called for some fun when Julie McClair drunkly dared Xander Lanbury to take a body shot off little Malone. And you all just had to see Paddy Cook's face. Who knew the youngest Cook slut has a little green monster inside him too? Moving on to the next dare, and my personal favorite of the night; Xander daring Mark Harris to give Paddy a lap dance. You heard right. A lap dance. Hell, and if Mark hasn't surprised me enough, here he is giving the best show of the night right on Paddy's lap. If he just does that for show, I wonder how kinky a night with Mark can end up to be. You're a lucky girl Marisol.

Next dare, and maybe the most steamy sounding would be Mark daring Julie to put a condom on Xander...with her teeth. Where's Katie fucking Fitch when you need her condom expertise? Well, my hopes were crushed when the drunk Brazilian found a loophole and put the condom on Xander's index finger. Can't expect a muff muncher to do a job like that right anyways.

Now we go on to the final dare, the kinkiest one of all. Mark daring Maude and Paddy to switch underwear and making out while doing so. Let me just ask, can someone please give Mark a job directing pornos? And fuck was I proven wrong when I thought Maude would pussy out. The two did go on with the dare, but it seems Paddy had to spend the night in a thong. Sorry kid, maybe you should think of this as karma kicking your ass for poking fun at your brother for being rumored as gay. Whoops. Well, like brother like ...brother? That doesn't sound right, I'm having a blonde moment. Catch ya all on the flip side bitches, this Barbie girl has done enough scoping out for a night.

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