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'Tis a sight I loathe to see. Mind changing that while I write my newest article?

What are your thoughts on this new Eion guy?

Ask me when he does something that deserves a comment.

Oh Taco Nights, even you could be filled with the juiciest of gossip.

Hell I even thought I'd skip this one out, but you dirty little bitches made it impossible. I mean, how could I miss out on little miss Athena losing her V-Card to Mr. Bright Eyes? I usually wouldn't care, but little-miss-innocent isn't what she claims to be. Obviously since she's dating tall-dark-and-lanky, Anwar Kharral. Tsk tsk, little red. You might have learned from our Spanish whore Marisol, far too well.

But oh, how the drama doesn't stop there. Shall I talk about our new Edward/Bella/Jacob triangle? Seems as though Poppy "I can order an adult pizza at Pizza Hut" Champion is back in town, and Maude isn't liking that one bit. Now Pops might come off as a bit of an airhead, but I think we all know she has a scheme up her sleeve and it isn't pretty. Looks like she already made her first move by snatching Lube Boy back. Maude, I'd suggest you think fast because you've definitely underestimated this one.

Other than this, Franky dear may have thought I've overlooked the fact that she packed her bags and stayed over at the Bristol Power Couple's place. Trouble in paradise with her and Luke maybe? Wouldn't surprise me. Seeing how just coincidentally there might be troubles in muff muncher paradise with Scarliana.

Laters my little homos, you've disappointed me enough with no Paddy/Mark action.

#osgossipblasts #anwar #tony #athena #poppy #paddy #maude #luke #franky #julie #scar

Sounds like tables have turned for Scarliana.

Funny how I never pegged Julie to be the one leaning over to the other team.

#osgossipblasts #barbie post #julie #scar #luke

This was a toughie.

But I'll have to go with Franky and Maude as the new sand sprinkler for Satan and Effy's ass. Their application was sent in via butthole.

#butt sand sprinkler apps

Resume

Name: Effy's Butthole

Age: 500 (i was actually effy's butthole before effy was born don't ask)

Date of Birth: 500 years ago on effy's birthday

Your Soul Identification: i've had sex with just about every penis in existence and some strap ons

Blood Type: negative 69

Occupation: helping effy poop and eating sand

Are you okay with selling your soul for the job?: i'm a butthole i have no soul

Did you just have sex?: i just received the pad-d actually

Years of sand sprinkling experience: 500

How much sand is too much: the limit does not exist

#Butt sand sprinkler apps #submission

PART 2: Are you okay with selling your soul for the job?: I will sell you my soul, my body, anything you could ever want and more. || Did you just have sex?: Yes. And it felt so good. || Years of sand sprinkling experience: Since I was in the womb. || How much sand is too much: There is NEVER enough sand.

Application Pending.

#Butt sand sprinkler apps

PART 1: Name: They call me Dr. Boolittle || Age: If you're asking for sexual reasons, you should know I will have sex with anyone and therefore it doesn't matter. || Date of Birth: June 6 (6-6-6) || Your Soul Identification: The limit does not exist || Blood Type: Sex runs through my veins || Occupation: Aspiring sand sprinkler

Sprinkling Sand Into Butthole Job App; Part I

#butt sand sprinkler apps

I think all the single, desperate males here Freddie need to take advice from my nine-year old nephew, Alec Greven.

#barbie post #freddie

What do you think about Freddie and his drug problems lately.

Honestly, I couldn't care less. Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place. Freddie has a drug problem? All I can tell you is this Fredward, if you fall in love with a girl but she ditches you, you just gotta get over it. Life is hard. Move on.

#barbie post #freddie #effy

A, how do you feel about Chook possibly becoming a reality?

I think it's about fucking time but now

I see Freddie is involved for some reason and

I can't help but wonder who's the real slut in here.

It's all a vicious cycle.

Bristol's people just love fucking each other.

#a post #apost #cook #charlie #freddie

Aw, Bristol's Sweetest Bitch is Back.

But baby, how long is this gonna last before you tumble right in front us? Now that your man candy's long gone, and army of skanks nowhere to be found; lets just hope you keep that bod in shape. Stay off the Kalteen bars, babe.