#osha intern

[chaososha]

Hmmmmm.

Hey @oshaspaidintern?

You can open portals to any dimension right?

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

does anyone know h̷̖̠̘͇͎͂͗̌͐̈́̚̕o̷̪͔͉̞̣͆̈́̇̀̍̽ẅ̴̢̛̬́̂͐͊̀̄ ̵̡̢̛̳̪̱͈͕̱̫̹̻̣̼̺̍͐́̓̀́̿̀̌̒͆̚̚t̷̡̢̟͉̱̖̜̟̜͓̗̻͖̓̑̄̏̎̇́̅̇̍̎̑͆͜ő̸̧̨͎̹̘͈̜̥̟̣̫͝ ̸̢̡̨͓̠̣̖͍̥̼̯̺͕̘̽͌͘g̵̢̛̰̲̝͈̝̪̦̙͉̎͋̇͐̓͌͂͆̋͜ͅe̴̪̍̈́̈́͒̐̀͛̆͋͝ͅt̸̡̛̗͕̭̮̰͎͙͇͍̜̆̇̆̊̾͌̚̚͝ ̶͚̗͓͓̦͕̽̉͒̂̈́o̴̧̧̫͖̟͈̳̝͊̒̾̇̈́̎̀̈̐u̵̻͇̱̘̻̘̠̿ͅt̷̼̭̥͑ͅͅ?̵̧̠̖͙̪̫͚̦͐͆̊͌̐́̔͊̒̕͜

[chaososha]

Uhmmmm @plague-doc-osha? So uhhhh

What if all of a sudden black mist just burst out of the floor?

[chaososha]

Questions to ask OSHA employees and interns, some of them are fine, others are silently forbidden!

1. Do they pay you?

2. How much do they pay you?

3. Do you sleep?

4. Where do you sleep?

5. Do you have a different house?

6. Do you sleep in your office?

7. Do you live off of coffee?

8. Do you have a will to live still?

9. Favorite thing to do besides work?

10. Do you get sick or vacation days?

So, ask as you please! My fellow interns, @oshaspaidintern, @oshasunpaidintern, and @osha-intern, pass these questions along, even though most of the answers are clear.

(PS. You don't have to, I just wanted to play a game and skive off of work.)

[chaososha]

Ah so many chemicals!

Which should I drink?

Red, White, Pink, or Blue?

@oshaspaidintern @oshasunpaidintern do you guys have suggestions? I may have orange and green back somewhere, but they're probably expired.

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

at what point does my coffee machine cease being osha compliant?

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

[The intern is sitting at his desk, watching his coffee machine.]

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

Does anyone how long until coffee expires?