OSHA's Formerly Unpaid Intern

I'm paid now

[osha-embroidery-employee-deacti]

Hey, just giving a fair trigger warning for derealization/general unreality. The OSHAverse thrives on it, so if that affects you, please turn back.

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

uhm.... hi again.

[urfaveisgoingintheplinko-archive]

Can we put all the osha parody blogs in the plinko (you can probably just use an osha logo for that one)

I think so, but as I said, I'm not the head of the team

ITS TOME FOR SOME OSHA BIOLATIONS

[osha-stairs-department]

NONONONO PLEASE DO NOT PUT ME IN THE PLINKO I WILL AUTHENTICALLY PERISH

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

Please don't.

[official-osha]

[the osha building begins to shake.]

[osha-embroidery-department]

What is happening now?? We cant get a week of peace

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

[Martin looks around him.]

No, I don't think we can.

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Shit, I can see the shaking from my castle. Y’all okay?

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

As of now, I'm okay. I don't now about anyone else, though.

[official-osha]

[the osha building begins to shake.]

[osha-embroidery-department]

What is happening now?? We cant get a week of peace

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

[Martin looks around him.]

No, I don't think we can.

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

Does anyone how long until coffee expires?

[sonic-osha]

idk never? who cares if it's expired yum yum :)

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

That doesn't sound very safe.

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

Does anyone how long until coffee expires?

[carameloshaemployee]

Nailpolish tastes so bad eughh

[emo-osha-employee-one]

Do not??? Eat nail polish??????

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

I feel like nail polish would be bad for your health.

But then again, what would I know?

[official-osha]

new osha laws 5: dont fucking eat glass

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

I feel that's just common sense, isn't it?

[narrator-osha]

Bursts through random door in the hallway

Coffee... Is just bean soup... I hate it...

Leaves

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

mmmmm bean soup

[osha--unofficial--archive]

Hello OSHA and OSHA enjoying community

In front of you are two images. There are five differences between them. You have until I can muster up a better trap to solve it. Good Luck and Godspeed. 

[plague-doc-osha]

I see four… Weird I cannot find the fifth one.

[official-osha]

Found all five babeyyy

[catboy-osha]

Found em all!!

[crow-osha]

CARRION HAS FOUND ALL 5

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

I found them all. please don't kill me mr saw

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

how to make osha profitable, a step by step guide

1. make our own version of bitcoin, like oshacoin or something

2. we meme it

3. idiots buy it

4. profit

[evil-osha]

Can I have your attention.

[just-a-random-reblog-blog]

Why???

[evil-osha]

you fool i took your attention

[sonic-osha]

hey! here at sonic osha we don't approve of this!

[evil-osha]

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

how could you do that to someone?

on a completely unrelated note please do it to me too

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

Oh really? Hes a comedian who recently released a comedy special with a song talking about an unpaid intern so I thought more people would hound you with references to the song lol

Hm, if he did that I suppose it's reasonable assumption.

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

How many Bo Burnham related asks would you say you've gotten?

None...? Who's 'Bo Burnham'..?

[crow-osha]

Carrion misses the days where crows carried souls..

Souls kept Carrion warm.

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

do you want my soul carrion?

[sonic-osha]

give me your soul

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

uhm no thanks?

[sonic-osha]

why not?

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

sorry if this sounds mean, but I really don't trust you as much as carrion

[crow-osha]

Carrion misses the days where crows carried souls..

Souls kept Carrion warm.

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

do you want my soul carrion?

[sonic-osha]

give me your soul

[oshasformerlyunpaidintern]

uhm no thanks?