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Mike is taking a break from the good ol' kitchen, taking a stroll outside or something. No matter the context, he has found himself in the woods, and a swirling wall of ice and snow blocks his path. Not much can be seen through it, but an.. almost familiar purple can be spotted.
-@osha-certified-forklifter
"Ugh, this stupid building," Mike grunts as he looks around.
"Anybody else here?
you look cool! i've been called forklifter! are you new? or am i just not observant?
-forklifter
not observant. ive been here a long fucking time. fuckin hate this place but i cant leave, so hey what can i do, yeah?
@osha-certified-forklifter
what i just realized, if you're supposed to be a god emperor from another universe how did you know that i was a forklifter?
-forklifter
"We met once before. I gave you an alarming amount of chili, remember? I was also that Mike once. That was prior to our divergence."
@osha-certified-forklifter
how many limbs do you have
-forklifter
QFQRYL YHHATM UEA WQRTP HMIA SQ PEHSLH GEYDA
@osha-certified-forklifter
*there is a skeleton running on all fours towards the cafeteria counter. it is dressed in an over-the-top dark blue pirate outfit. they almost run into the counter before standing up and putting its hands on the counter*
-@osha-certified-forklifter
"Ahoy there. You, uh, gonna wash those hands before you put them on my freshly-cleaned counter there matey?"
cool hat
-forklifter
"...ugh. Thank you, forklifter. It's... It's a crown."
@osha-certified-forklifter
hey mike what would you say you're best at cooking?
-forklifter
"Diner food mostly. If I may brag, a serving of my hash browns is considered an acceptable substitute for communion wafers by the Catholic church."
"..."
"That was a joke, just, uh, wanna make that clear."
@osha-certified-forklifter
hey. hey. hey. hey what's on the menu
-lorkfifter
Well, we're steaming up some weird vegetables that @no-mans-osha brought in, and we still have plenty of chili. Are you the @osha-certified-forklifter I've been hearing about?
